The process of sitting on the couch and managing to cross one's legs just so, so that one's flacid penis effortlessly dangles from the bottom of one's shorts, all the while entertaining one's high school aged son's friends after dinner. Naturally, one of the friends catches a glimpse, and proclaims Yo Sr. to have been "Releasing the Stub." Not to be overused.
{In a hysterical laughter at an after-party} "Well, you never release the stub Raag. It ain't genetical."
by Pize October 13, 2004
Get the Releasing The Stub mug.Occurs when substantial amounts of Red Bull are consumed during a night of drinking, resulting in a hangover that seems to be non-existent until 3 hours after you wake up.
Mary: Last night was WILD! How are you feeling after all those Jager-Bombs?
Kate: I feel great, but it's only a matter of time before that nasty Time-Released Hangover kicks in
Kate: I feel great, but it's only a matter of time before that nasty Time-Released Hangover kicks in
by Kate&Mary November 22, 2007
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by Phil McCrevace March 10, 2003
Get the releasing the kraken mug.Whilst having vaginal sex with your woman, grab her by the weave whilst attempting to fist her anus. No lubrication is allowed, as lubrication will come from the blood she spills based on your efforts. When the hole seems big enough, release your weaving hand and insert that arm in the anus making it bigger still. When torn enough and you can feel the point-of-no-return, hastely pull out and jizz in the gaping hole, creating a torrent of blood and semen. Now, put from your nose to your chin inside the hole and whilst delivering sharp hooked punches to her hips, scream at the top of your lungs - 'RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!' -whilst she shits on your face. Then, when she's finished, proceed to stand up and beat the shit out of her.
by KingofWomen December 15, 2010
Get the Re-releasing the Kraken mug.Taking a dump into a large body of water(lake, pond, ocean, etc). Believed to be originated in the waters of Lake Erie. Most commonly over the side of a boat.
Doug: Where did Beef go? I need him to start grilling burgers
Dave: He's on port side, Releasing a Brown Trout. I think he had mudd butt.
Dave: He's on port side, Releasing a Brown Trout. I think he had mudd butt.
by DatDudeBeef July 16, 2009
Get the Releasing a Brown Trout mug.When your butt crack, or butthole itches so bad you're afraid to scratch it because if you do you won't be able to stop because it feels too good.
Wife: Honey will you please stop scratching your butthole in front of me, it's gross. Some things should just be kept to ourselves.
Husband: I can't now, I've already released the crackitch.
Husband: I can't now, I've already released the crackitch.
by Brochacho6 April 1, 2015
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