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Looking Busy, Feeling Productive

What most incompetent, ineffective, or unethical workers do every day to remain on the payroll, or to avoid being fired.
Gullible bosses mistake busyness and long hours for productivity or good work ethics, because their staff are always looking busy, feeling productive all the time.
by MathPlus January 13, 2019
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Project 365

Taking one picture everyday for one full year. You can also make one video everyday for a year, made in one sitting or out of clips they take throughout the day. It can also be called a vlog, or a year-long vlog.
Shay: So Charles are you going to copy me and do Project 365?
Charles: Yeah, Why?
Shay: No reason... other than that is awesome!
Charles: Yeah, I know, that is why I am doing it, ha, that's what she said!
by AccidentalZombie February 5, 2010
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Corporate Product

Any item that has been shamelessly advertised and flaunted to appease the general masses in order to generate vast profits for the parent company and its selfish executives. Most types of corporate product will rot the body, the brain, or both in some way. Consumer satisfaction is ignored as the companies use popular culture, ideas of social acceptance, and sexual themes to help sell their product.
Examples of corporate product: Ipods; Itunes Music Store; Coca-Cola; Starbucks Coffees; McDonalds; Nike clothing and shoes; DRM; music by the likes of Britney Spears, Hilary Duff, Good Charlotte, Lindsay Lohan, Nick Cannon, Avril Lavigne, Dashboard Confessional, Sum 41, P. Diddy, Jay-Z, etc; Tyco toys; CNN; Fox News; Myspace; anything associated with MTV; Barbie; most cell phone networks; PSP;.....you get the picture.
by corporate mofo June 16, 2006
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Torrance Projects

Damn! You live in the Torrance Projects. I wouldn't even go there in the day time
by Anonymous October 26, 2003
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Free State Project

A project (joke) started by a group of paranoid right-wing nutjobs in 2001 with the goal of moving 20,000 Ron Paul ass-kissers/people who masturbate to "Atlas Shurgged" to New Hampshire in hopes of influencing the New Hampshire primary and local state politics. As of August 2009, only 750 members have moved to the Granite State, meaning the FSP has accomplished less than 4% of their initial goal.

Their organization is utterly ridiculous and their members usually rely on pathetic stunts and continuous whining to get what they want, which includes the privatization of otherwise public goods and services. The final goal of the project is to have New Hampshire secede from the rest of the USA, an action which was tried by the Confederate States for similar reasons and failed miserably.
The other day I saw some members of the Free State Project protesting public education down in Concord, and the day before that I saw a bunch of them protesting universal health care in Portsmouth. I take it public services take away our liberty.
by 603explorer August 14, 2009
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productive bludging

The ease of doing nothing when joined by someone else.
This phrase was coined by Max Walker when doing commercials for Telecom,in the '80s.
Boss:(talking to a group of workers who are standing around appearing to be doing nothing)- Working hard I see.
Spokesperson: No,actually we are productive bludging.
by bevanp July 27, 2010
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Project Popular

Refers to any act and or mindset that that puts more emphasis on style than common sense. While 'Ghetto Fabulous' is similar, 'Project Popular' appeals to those specifically from the housing projects from which the name is derived. It could be effectively argued that being 'Project Popular' is worse than 'Ghetto Fabulous', but the recipient of the description will more than likely wear it as a badge of honor, kind of like coming home from successfully doing a jail sentence for which you did not snitch.
"Frank would regularly park his Bentley convertible in the driveway of his Section 8 home...he was beyond 'Ghetto Fabulous', he was Project Popular'"
by Verbal Kent The Sentinel December 6, 2011
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