Lukosious poise

Looking over your glasses with a fear of farting

The majestrate looked over the bar at the defendant with a lukosious poise fearing that if he farted he may follow through

by Dr Sqiggle July 5, 2025

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Tumblr Prose

A type of speaking/writing, usually the latter, that over-writes sentences, and makes it incredibly apparent that the speaker only listened in their Literature class when a "Deep" quote came up.

A: "For the way I destroy is violent, I cannot be bound in a way that would matter."

B: "What? What the fuck are you talking about?"

C: "B, that's that 'Tumblr Prose' stuff, they think they sound smart."

by bruhmomentiv July 31, 2025

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Cock Poisened

A common neurotic illness where a person has taken too many different cocks. which is usually self inflicted amongst hookers.

Vasily told me about a experience where the the hookers responses in conversation were senseless and full of lies. My advice to was to steer clear of cock poisened women

by Sixamenos September 19, 2025

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Russian Promise

A guarantee, treaty, or solemn oath made with the absolute intention of breaking it the moment it becomes strategically convenient. It is a specific type of gaslighting where the aggressor loudly proclaims a desire for peace or cooperation solely to buy time, distract their victim, or maneuver their forces for a surprise attack.

"I really thought my ex was going to change after he swore he deleted the dating apps, but it was just a Russian Promise. He was actually just stalling to line up a new girlfriend before dumping me."

by carroarmato0 December 12, 2025

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