Post-Final Syndrome

The clinical term for the lack of motivation that accompanies being done with college finals. Symptoms involve sleeping for unparalleled amounts of time, failure to interact with friends or loved ones, and feeling generally unmotivated.

PFS is known to last anywhere between two and four weeks. There is no known cure, but PFS is luckily almost never fatal. Symptoms recur even after repeated exposure to college finals, suggesting that the human mind cannot adapt to these circumstances.

I haven't seen Josh for weeks; he must be sleeping off his Post-Final Syndrome.

by Dryman May 23, 2017

Post pool dick

When you get out of the pool and you get temporary micro penis.

"Been married 6 years a d my wife has still never seen my post pool dick."

by "The" Ben L. June 30, 2017

post wacker

When a female/male gives you an unsatisfactory hand-job. The giver supplies an aggressive/heavy handed act upon the penis.

Becky was a post wacker, she gave a rubbish handy! Definitely won't let her toss me off again.

by boatmen svyc December 14, 2017

post whisperer

Someone who is a master at changing the pedestrian lights from red man to green man.
Requiring depressing the button several times, irrespective of how many others have depressed the button prior.
Well respected and rewarded for their talent.

Martin is a post whisperer. He can change the pedestrian lights in seconds. He has a gift.

Dave tried to push the button after the post whisperer (Martin) had already pushed the button.
I fucken hate that.

by mcfly-m December 14, 2017

post-dank meme

A post-dank meme can refer to dank memes that were created after the initial wave of dankness in 2016. Memes such as the wave of Steamed Hams edits (despite this having been a meme for as long as the episode it's in has existed) that arose during late 2017 and early 2018 which took remixing to a whole new level that was possibly influenced by the Nutshack/We Are Number One days, Drake and Josh stuck in a treehouse, and 'but you're in a bathroom at a party' can be considered post-dank.

The post-dank era possibly emerged in early-mid 2017 in the aftermath of the 2016 US presidential election which saw labelled dank memes such as Pepe emerge into the mainstream (which is honestly not good for dank memes) after a year or two of montage parodies slowly becoming attached to the term.

The initial 2016 dank meme wave officially came to a close with the death of Stefan Karl in 2018, whose LazyTown character Robbie Rotten came to have spearheaded the peak of the wave in 2016. He has left a legacy which had a pretty good influence on post-dank memes and with the Nutshack popularized 'but' meme edits in which a certain repeated word/event is replaced with something else which served as the basis for many countless other movie/show songs/themes/scenes to be given the same treatment.

Person 1: You know steamed hams?
Person 2: Yea?
Person 1: I reckon it's not a dank meme but rather a post-dank meme.

by THE CRINGIEST MAN EVER November 28, 2018

post universal depression

When you miss going to universal with your friend and you look at all the good times you had and you realize how much you life sucks, yeet. Also you remember all the jokes and you realize how you should have done more, so much regret. SMH

I have a test tomorrow! Ugh i miss universal. Honestly, the post universal depression is real!

by Heyyeets December 10, 2018

post paste

Love juice that develops when someone sees a post that induces successful masturbation.

Connor was scrolling through online and saw an image that demanded action. As he was cleaning up his post paste, his mom walked in and expressed her disappointment.

by von groovy February 21, 2019