K Positive

This is a rare disease which leads to a lot of crazy hysterical smiling (when looking at your phone or either), you start forgetting stuff especially day of the week (you feel like you are possessed) and you develop a sudden interest in American traditions. In severe cases of this disease people have been seen writing cheesy lines, becoming poets, becoming future tellers or take up other forms of romantic literary works (which they have never done before in there whole life). Please bear in mind this disease in completely incurable and no remedy has been found till date.
General carrier of this disease are people from US east cost with major concentration around 150 mile radius around Pittsburg PA. You are most likely to get this virus when you bump into people from this region and end up spending a lot of time with them.

Mate 1 - Whats up with you? You seem lost all the time and laughing randomly
Mate 2 - What should I say its a long story.
Mate 1 - I love long stories, I have nowhere to go
Mate 2 - I went to the doctors and he has diagnosed me with a bad case of K. I'm K positive, I think I got it on my travels.
Mate 1 - Hmm... Nothing we can do there! Im sure you will love it.

by Centurionz October 15, 2013

Ah its posion

when your computer is being a noobsauce you say this to releave some stress. (say in deep voice)

Ah its posion (in a deep voice)

by skylar&evan June 12, 2007

Fetus Position

When your in the middle of fucking a girl and you tightyl wrap your arms around yur ass and legs. You take out a dildo, freeze it then shove it in her eye. * If she has a bellybutton ring rip it out then cum in her bellybutton.

"Dude I totally got in the Fetus Position with this hooker on mua block."

by tall dark and sexy January 17, 2010

positively bling

Someone who looks like a million bucks. Whether they're radiant or dress very well, they stand out in a crowd no matter where they go.

Very Charismatic.

"My friend Mike was positively bling at the party last night".

"Jessica Alba, positively bling".

by M.Logan September 8, 2006

position with a responsibility

A stuffy way to say that you are working in some high class department, but you are really just looking up tax files and bookkeeping or some dinky slave slacker job like that.

I work as an bookkeeper for the New York Times... I have a position with a responsibility.

by Lil Duff 2008 June 23, 2008

The Spoon Position

One of the most commen sexual stances, just like two spoons of the same size going into one another, the woman will lie down in the fetus position but legs lowered and the man will do the same, after this has happened the spoons will connect and the male "spoon" will thrust and rip the cavity's of the female "spoon". this is so commen because all these stinky woman have a spoon fetish of spoons and they get horney when eating with a spoon.

person 1: the spoon Position there doing sound crazy fun
person 2: (whispers) those dirty dirty woman

by daddy jim March 26, 2021

positively 4th street

Named after the Bob Dylan song, Positively 4th Street is when somebody disses a person to their face, usually in public. In other words, to utterly destroy somebody with words, to bring them down a peg, just like Bob did in the song.

Caleb: "Bro, did you see how Justin got up in Steve's grill about sleeping with his girlfriend? He really let him have it!!! He even straight up called him the N-word.

Jeremy: "Heck yeah!!! What an epic roast. That was Positively 4th Street right there!!!"

by CrowleyCreeper88 October 30, 2019