Birthday poop

The absolute best, as in more emphatic than "the shit".

You see that dope new Britney Spears video, bro? Yo man, that was birthday poop!

by McArr October 28, 2009

poop while masturbating

A spuce is masturbation while taking a shit.

Man, you ever poop while masturbating? Got water splashed on my balls, totally ruined my spuce.

by TomatoKid November 17, 2013

FOR ME TO POOP ON!

from the "Late Night with Conan O'Brian" show. Standard insult given by Triumph, The Insult Comic Dog. Used at the end of a sentence to change a comment/statement/compliment into an insult or put-down. Notice the context of the sentence examples to see how to use it (or decline to use it.)

good time to use it: Oh yes, I just bought your new CD, Ashlee, and it is the greatest thing in the world.....FOR ME TO POOP ON!
bad time to use it: Mom, can you make some Rice Krispies treats......FOR ME TO POOP ON? *gets smacked by Mom, then Dad, then by the rest of the family*

by earpuller December 28, 2005

sky poop

The act of acrobatically climbing atop of a bathroom stall, facing the door, pulling down your pants and firing a turd down into the toilet. Sometimes unskilled sky poopers may attempt this stunt, resulting in a misfire, creating a mess for the bathroom maintenance staff.

I was bored at the office the other day, so I decided to practice my sky poop during my lunch break.

by Charles X Moss June 17, 2010

Poop Snap

A small amount of Cocaine that is snorted in the form of a line or the scooping method. Just enough to make you wanna take a Poop.

"Dude I'm so Drunk I need a Poop Snap or I'm going to fall over"

"Dude I just took a Poop Snap do you have a Cigarette"

by Mark Sniff January 4, 2008

Hide and Go Poop

Hide and go poop, or poop and seek is a game played in an office environment or anywhere like it (at a school or any public area with public restrooms). when you sit down or are about to drop a duece you must send a text to another player to signal the start of the game. the player that recieved the text now has to run from bathroom to bathroom looking under the stalls to find you. if they find you, they get a wet papertowel and hit u with it. if they successfully hit you with the wet paper towel that counts as a steal and they get five points. if you can complete the poop, wipe, flush it down, and have your pants up before they find you then it is five or seven points depending on if you sent the text before or as you sat down (five for as you sit or seven for before you sit).

Do you want to play hide and go poop?

by Daniel aka Captain Quick Shit April 15, 2008

poop lube

also known as prison lube

basically being in prison and pulling your cell mate off the crapper midway through pooping, so he's nicely lubed up for gay prison sex

poop ass being used as lubrication for buttsex

Cum on over here. Don't wipe. I want to use your poop lube to stimulate forced gay sex.

You don't mind do you, punk?

by Ass2mouth4life666 October 23, 2009