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bare-handed double play

a regrettable phenomenon, most typically occurring on a diaper table, wherein an undiapered baby "drops a deuce" then encores with a "golden shower", as (s)he is being adjusted to fit into the clean diaper. As the definition implies, the resultant fluids thoroughly coat the adult's hands, typically through a disgusting direct hit. Silently enduring this or laughing aloud is a sure evidence of evolutionary fitness; why else would one tolerate a little person relieving him/herself directing onto one's hands?
While "turning a bare-handed double play" is among the most vaunted and skillful of infielders' defensive plays, it is among the lowest of indignities on the diaper table. Though it does also require quick thinking and defensive maneuvers to keep fluids off clothes and clean diapers and changing pads, any such heroics are outweighed by the hilarious, disgusting and deflating fact of hands covered in baby urine and poop.
by Henry's Dad August 28, 2010
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Most Addictive Game Play Now

What Urb knows you're bored and is trying to get you to play that game instead of searching up qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and stuff like that.
Baluc: Man, that annoying ad is always there with that big ass girl
Beson: Maybe they are trying to cure your boredom, so you don't have to search qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.

Baluc: Oh, yeah, it is called "Most addictive game play now" ur right, maybe they know your bored because your on urban dictionary, so they want you to get addicted to that game. Ill go play it right now.
by tecopux October 21, 2021
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An unclosable inappropriate ad that most frequently appears on Urban Dicktionary. Only an AdBlocker can save you from this swamp of mosquitoes
Ad: "MOST ADDICTIVE GAME PLAY NOW"
Me: Ads? More like ass!
by ThatTrainAnimationH8er January 18, 2022
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hey jimmy i want to play fortnite

hey jimmy i want to play fortnite means you dont want to play fortnite
by ReezeX May 13, 2019
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Play the white man

To behave in a fair, acceptable manner.
"Come on mate, play the white man, you're acting like a fucking Jungle Bunny"
by Ross October 26, 2004
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play it off

1) To act as if something which has been brought up as a major occurance is really nothing special.

2) To escape punishment or an uncomfortable situation by denying allegations of involvement, esp. by placing blame on another person
1) Sukisoya thought the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima was tremendously horrible, but Gerard played it off as a necessary step for progress

2) Mrs. Lowery accused me of stealing the test key, but I played it off on my home boy Reggie
by The Rabid Definer September 17, 2003
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"Play me or Trade me" speech

Usually when a star athlete is benched for a period, they come out to the media and ask the Coach to play me or trade me, meaning get me on the field or let me go somewhere else and play. When you have been dating a woman for about six months, (or six weeks, in some cases), she may ask you where this relationship is going, ie either play me (marry me) or let me find someone else that will (trade me)
"How are things going with Sue??" "well, she gave me the "Play me or Trade me" speech last night, because we have been dating for a year and haven't mentioned getting married"

"Bummer, I feel for you..."
by Irish Mike 2006 October 25, 2007
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