Paint the Taint

When a girl licks the area around your ass during a blow job.

To "Paint the Taint".

by CGJohnMack November 28, 2005

painting the town red

"Painting the town red" means to party, run wild, and have fun. It can also be used to express the need/want to surprise and gain the attraction of the opposite gender (as seen in example 2).

Example 1:

On the phone one lonely Friday night...

Ring Ring!

Sally: Hello?

Joe: Hey, Sal. It's Joe!
Sally: Oh, hey Joe... How are you tonight?
Joe: I'm good. You?
Sally: I'm alright... I just finished my homework, and... I'm alone. Karmen was going out to eat with Jeremy, and Lillyanna was going to a party with Annie, so I'm just going to eat and go to bed after some Facebook.
Joe: Oh, I'm sorry...
Sally: Well, if you'll excuse me, I've got to go-
Joe: Wait! How would you like to go out with Tony and me tonight? We're going to party and do some painting the town red after a few drinks at the Irish Pub downtown!
Sally: Really? Joe, that sounds awesome! Here, can you pick me up in an hour?
Joe: Sure thing, Sal!
Sally: Bye!
Joe: Adios.

Example 2:

Joe and Tony arrive at Sally's house an hour after the phone call...

Joe: Sally? You in here?
Sally: Yep! How do you like my outfit?
Tony: Whistles Sally, you look... sexy!
Joe: Sally, you...
Sally: Cleavage, huh?
Joe and Tony: Yes MA'AM!
Sally: Well, what are we waiting for? To the pub!

by InsanityisSexy:) October 3, 2011

pussy wet paint

A term frequently used by the artist Birdman, a.k.a. Little Wayne's Father, a.k.a. the greatest rapper alive. Such term is defined as having paint that is as moist as the most moistest pussy that could possibly be found alive on this wet earth today.

I painted my house with a 10-gallon can of pussy wet paint.

by Kurtis E. Warner December 22, 2008

paint the wall

Verb: Violent explosive diarea

i ran into the bathroom pulling down my pants and painted the wall befor i could sit down thus "paint the wall"

by Wall Painter #1 December 20, 2010

mexican face paint

slapping someone withe shit in your hand

i just used mexican face paint on ur sister

by AZ man January 21, 2011

painting rainbows

To smoke weed gracefully.

"Me and trixie paint rainbows all the time"
"for real? hook me up"

by anonyMUSSSSS August 31, 2005

paintball

An addictive team sport, but not just a sport. It brings out the instinctual need to survive, release stress, and all the while having fun. It teaches integrity, gun and personal safety, teamwork, confidence, problem-solving, fair play and constantly moving strategies amidst the presence of chaos (basically all this, while people are shooting at you or vice versa). I have seen players as young as 10 years old with supervision, to the age of 54 and players skills from new to professionals. Where else can you shoot your family, friends, coworkers and strangers, and after awhile enjoy their company and stories from the day or the past glorious games in great fun.

teamwork, chaos, addictive, team sport, paintball marker, marker, capture the flag, elimination,

by PZ 654 May 28, 2007