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Parker

Parker is the name of a grade A douchebag. Commonly mistaken for a Jew or sid from ice age. Parker has to cut his jewfro at least once a week. Do not try to talk to him because you won’t be able to understand what he is saying, mispronounces words such as adidas and fourth. He is terrified of bees, farts, and bad grades. You do not want to be anywhere near him when he sees a bee. You also never want to ride in the car with him, your life will be in danger. Constantly looking for a new boyfriend, you can find him on gaypeoplemeet.com. If you spot a Jewish sloth with a live simply hat on you will know it is Parker.
I was walking down the street and saw some douchebag with a jewfro and a live simply hat, at first I thought it was Sid from ice age but when I got closer I could tell it was Parker, when I approached him he began to speak but I could not understand what he was saying all I could understand was “sthparker” and “ugshsn”
by gaygary6996 May 11, 2018
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Palmer

An assistant principal at Abington senior high school.He doesn’t know what to do with his life except to come down the hallway and tells u to go to iss (
in school suspension or to the lunch. Then he calls u up to his fucking office about the dumbest things.
Oh my fucking god! Y is Palmer come down the hallway again.
by Itsbell August 25, 2018
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Parker

Can be a massive retarded person. Can be annoying and moves too fast in relationships . If i was you id never date a parker.
Girl 1: Who was that guy you just broke up with?
Girl 2: Oh thats parker hes retarded.
by kittykat200 April 10, 2019
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Parker fan: Damn, he’s pretty cool...
by ParkerOfficial July 31, 2019
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A very stupid, racist, homophobe. he calls everyone a monkey and constantly says the n word even though he’s white
B: oh no here comes Parker
J: oh jeez he’s racist
by reeeeeeeeeeeeeboi February 20, 2022
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