putting up shelves on my wall

pegging your husband

im putting up shelves on my wall ifykyk

by TheBigOunce4 October 9, 2025

Putting chicken nuggets in the air fryer

The act of shoving your own thumb or someone else’s up your ass while you masturbate.

Give me a sec I’m putting chicken nuggets in the air fryer.

by Hunter37 December 30, 2025

chump putty

a person chumpy enough to be too much like someone else. Also "a zip lock freezer bag of marinated chump putty"; which is a cluster fucking group comprised of someone willing to fake a likeness of some one else to get laid.

groupies, "Those chump putty's think they are going to get laid for frontin'"

by Brenna Urban April 23, 2007

rusty putter

the act of tap-tapping a girl on the cheek with your putter after fucking her on the rag. essential to the rusty putter is the gentle scent of iron wafting off your shaft.

she didn't tell me the red tide was rolling in, so when I finished I gave her the rusty putter.

by Purple Helmeted Yogurt Slinger September 7, 2013

spank putty

A lotion or mixture used for masturbation.

Hey Joey can you hand me that spank putty...my weiner is as red as a baboon ass

by Johnny wacker April 21, 2014

dio puttanoide

A swear that literally means something similar to pimp God but puttanoide isn't a real word so

It gives a demential sense to the swear

Dio puttanoide....mi sono cadute le chiavi nel tombino

by Daghegasuncolpo December 7, 2016

cunt puttle

A little puttle of semen

Woodbey is a cunt puttle

by TAC0 Pizza JM September 23, 2017