Pork Pouch

A female's vagina. In other words, a place to store one's penis.

Dayummmn! Look at that pork pouch. It's like a playpen for sausage!

by yerbfwants2cmenekkid December 25, 2010

Texas Poundcake

The Texas Poundcake is when 3 friends take the shortest one and make them drink a full gallon of milk. The two taller friends then begin peeing all over the short one while the tiny person puts a bagel in their own mouth. All three of the friends then wrestle until the short one pukes out the gallon of milk along with the bagel. The tall players then fight to eat the bagel off the floor. The one who eats the "Texas Poundcake" off the floor first gets to sit out for the next round while a new player is called in.

Hey Logan! Remember when you, kim and I played Texas Poundcake at the Freddy Fazzbear's pizza yesterday?

by LasagnaMan9 October 28, 2021

To "yard sale" your pouch

the act of dumping everything from your tool pouch or bag while climbing to, or working at heights.

while climbing on a house, building, scaffolding, ladder, etc... you dump the entire contents of your fully loaded tool pouch/bag onto the ground.

by Josh J. May 10, 2004

Pound Sand

To order someone to go away or "get lost." This is a widely used term that has no vulgar connotations.

One friend told another to pound sand when he questioned the veracity of the Old English Dictionary.

by relished January 18, 2011

1000 pound club

A status achieved by having the sum of your maximum lift on bench press, squat, and deadlift equal to or greater than 1000 pounds. This status means you are starting to become "strong" relative to other powerlifters.

The aforementioned is especially true for taller powerlifters who must lift the weight further distances than shorter powerlifters, and who have a mechanical disadvantage due to the fact that the fulcrum is further away from the moment arm in every joint in their body.

I joined the 1000 pound club after four years of powerlifting.

by Supermanrx September 4, 2008

Poutine Pussy

The act having sexual intercourse with a French Canadian woman. Derived from the Canadians love of poutine and pussy.

Went back to my igloo and fucked her right in the poutine pussy, it was a good time eh!

by Fuckherrightinthepoutine September 7, 2014

PoundTown

A town in central Texas named after its founding father, Dr. Pound.

Dude 1: “I’m going to take that girl to poundtown.”

Dude 2: “yeah I’d like to visit austin one day too”

by bigballin69 June 1, 2019