Mysterious forces and powers whose only mission is too sabotage and control the lives of those who refuse to go to sleep for many many days and nights consecutively.
Everything is going wrong for me this week, cars broke, no cash, no way outta here. EVERYONE'S out to get me, its like their a special forces team ordered to wreak havoc on my small stupid world. Let me be Sleep Police I don't need your peace!
by Jack Casper November 30, 2020
Get the SLEEP POLICE mug.When law enforcement officers unreasonably require that their commands be followed immediately and without hesitation. Almost all police abuse and killings stem from this inability to be patient, deescalate, and just listen to people first.
Instant Gratification Policing can happen when police say: "Turn around!" or "Put your hands behind your back!" or "Get on your knees!"
by Cigar Dave June 9, 2020
Get the Instant Gratification Policing mug.Zach got some police hospitality down at the march: stuffed uncuffed into that piggy whip and they even opened door on the flipside for him.
by PeckerGnat July 10, 2020
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if you ask Turkish Polices for help they'll come to crime scene hour and hours later
if you ask Turkish Polices for help they'll come to crime scene hour and hours later
by moon n roses August 6, 2020
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by Urban Toby August 24, 2020
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Person 1: "Ophelia, call the police!"
Ophelia: "Sure, playing Fuck The Police, by N.W.A"
Music: "Fuck the police coming straight from the underground."
Ophelia: "Sure, playing Fuck The Police, by N.W.A"
Music: "Fuck the police coming straight from the underground."
by smolmua October 31, 2020
Get the Ophelia, call the police mug.Generally a fire department elder who has retired from active firefighting and now performs traffic direction duties with now law enforcement training despite using the term police in the name. Commonly also a position for the department touchdown, and the middle aged members who talk about the hell years and fighting the big one despite never having fought fire.
Dude put that joint down there’s police ahead. Nah bro we’re good it’s fire police it’s like the Paul Blart of fireman.
by Johnny Taco October 17, 2020
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