Perch

The act of taking a shit while squatting on the very edge of something, so that your shit drops at least a foot or two. Preferrably several stories up. Like taking a gargoyle shit.

Man, I was checking out this apartment with my girlfriend, and I realized the place didn't have a working bathroom, so while the realtor and her were in the kitchen, I dropped a massive perch off the balcony with my ass hanging over the railing.

Also, the curtain across that sliding door.

by ixat January 26, 2013

percolator

Keep it popping.

From N.O.R.E

by Diego August 28, 2003

13 Percenter

A 13 percenter is a s biker that falsely claims to be an outlaw biker, or 1%er

the other day a hells angel overheard two yahoos sporting Sons of Anarchy TV show jackets and were talking bad ass at the bar. The Hells Angel started to get up to confront the dudes at the bar when his buddy stopped him, telling him not to bother, those dicks are 13 percenters. The Hells Angel then asked what the heck is a 13 percenter. His buddy replied, a 13 percenter is the percent of bikers that falsely claim to be 1 percenters.

by USSGOBLiN April 29, 2011

perchaps

maybe, definitely maybe. pronounced: Pear-chaps.

"Will you be going to the awesome party?"
"Perchaps."

by Soundmachine15 September 14, 2009

perce

Slang term for peace.

Perce G.
Yo, I'm out. PERCE!!

by Awwjwah September 1, 2005

perchey

undesirable vaginal odor.

Honey, did you just put a new inner tube in your bike tire or are you a little perchey?

by Gorgone August 11, 2003

one percenter

It really can be anyone who has a mind not very commonplace at all. It can be groups of people who have an opinion so very rarely uttered, a group with IQs exceeding average levels, the rich folk who have enough wealth to influence our country, people who say words that the majority won't even understand or don't make any sort of sense, or even people who simply just have a mind of their own.

While granted this is not necessarily a bad thing all the time, it can be if you happen to be unintelligible, or just plain uncharismatic in general.

Person 1: I think livestreaming is the most stupid career to even take part of.
Person 2: You must be a one percenter...I agree however. Let me turn that to a two percent for ya dude.

by bumerhoomorr34 August 5, 2019