A.P. Catholic

An Ash Wednesday-Palms Sunday (A.P.) catholic is really not a practicing catholic, but rather somebody who claims that they are. In reality, they only go to church on Ash Wednesday and Palms Sunday because they get something in return.

Who are those people in front of us? I've never seen them before" "They're A.P. Catholics." "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! That explains it.

by drummerboy97 March 26, 2011

P Mike

The legend of P Mike is one shrouded in mystery. He himself, is a modern mystery, a rubix cube of sorts. Even his name is a mystery as no one is 100% sure what the P stands for. Local folklore give meanings to the "P" in P Mike as Pretty, Pastor, Pimp, PM for the darkest Mike they know, some say the P is whatever you want it to be...

Why do they call you P Mike?

Yo, where is P Mike?

P Mike...where have you been?

by Siri.1 October 4, 2012

Gwinny P

Due to Gwyneth Paltrow's well documented obsession of anal sex, the 'Gwinny P' refers to the bum hole

Sam: "Hey Lewis, you will never guess what Rhys did with his girl last night?"

Lewis: "Don't tell me she let him put it up her Gwinny P?!?"

by Samlogan117 September 28, 2018

Cadin P

Cadins are very outgoing and goofy people. They are always the life of the party and always smiling. Cadins are the cutest people you will see. One look and you can fall in love. Their music taste is one of a kind, but they cannot sing. Cadins are well known and everyone wants to be them. Even though they are always positive, they tend to overthink and get upset. Despite this, they keep smiling and act happy. Cadins are someone you want/need in your life. So if you find one, keep them and cherish them.

Dang I wish i was someone like Cadin P.

by joeedad April 10, 2020

P.E. vs Maths

P.E. lessons always are taken away by Math teachers.

P.E. vs Maths:
Math teacher: P.E. teacher is sick, so Math lesson today!
Students: Oh noooooo
(P.E. teacher comes)
P.E. teacher: Ohhhhh it seems that I am "sick" today again!

by Lily Pig June 17, 2021

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Okay. Stop. Despite all of the qwerty partners you typed, everyone said the same thing, stop and do something, but you won’t listen

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NO

by Hola Soy Dora I like Eddsworld October 20, 2021

🗿 P E B I S

Ah yes of course 🗿 P E B I S

🗿 P E B I S

by Meeper51 January 4, 2022