My doo

referring to a friend

Thats my doo right there

by GAANZ June 17, 2008

not my problem

A really annoying string of words that people use when they don't want to admit responsibility for anything.

Sheila: "You used all the gas in my car! How do you expect me to get to work?!"
Jared: "Not my problem."

by MCsquirrel April 27, 2017

My Penis

was in your mother last night.

Person One: "My mom is now having to deal with my teenage brother's rebellious stage."
Person Two: "That problem is thrust at her every day after school. "
Person One: "Yeah, no kidding."
Person Two: "Not unlike my penis."

by Tammy McShammerson May 23, 2010

My humps

Name of the popular Black Eyed Peas song "My Humps." Referring to a woman's bosom or a woman's bottom.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out)


What you gon do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon’ do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I’ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.

by Takahiro September 4, 2005

in my pants

phrase used as self flattery

A: Dude, did you see the length of that foot-long stick
B:In my pants!!

or

A:Check out this huge mag-lite i got.
B: I 've got a huge mag-lite...in my pants!!!!

by Badass May 6, 2003

that's not my problem

to be used when something just is not your problem.

"Dude, John found out I slept with Sean and now he thinks I'm a slut!"

"that's not my problem."

by OMonty May 12, 2008

my chizzle my bizzle

My Children My Bride

guy 1: dude,did you check out the my children, my bride concert?
guy 2: my chizzle my bizzle, ya heard?!

by dreamndustt October 20, 2008