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pot of noodles

A fat chick's vagina that feels very unpleasant. Mostly actually feeling like a pot of noodles.
I swiftly stuck my penis into her pot of noodles which felt like a pot of noodles. lolol
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bogle his nogle

Sucking/playing on the top of someone's boner.
She should really bogle his nogle
by X-YES April 24, 2017
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you’re boiling my noodles

When somebody angers you immensely to the point where you are going to boil over with rage
Use you’re boiling my noodles when talking about someone that you strongly dislike or are really mad at

I cannot stand her right now, she has really been boiling my noodles recently”
by Faynjel January 4, 2020
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big lad noodle

The hottest sexiest man alive he will make you drip like a broken tap
by ILoveJizz27 June 29, 2020
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dude 1: do you see that snake? do you think it's venomous?

dude 2: i don't know that's why I call them A fuck around and find out noodle, but i am not dumb enough to be the one to fuck around and find out.

dude 1: Cool, I'm going to touch it.

dude 2: ok don't come to me when you fuck around and find out whether that noodle is venomous or not.
by John_doe42069 March 10, 2023
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noodle

1. Synonym for noob and newb when you don't know which of the two it is.

2. Player who acts brainless in an online skill-based game.

3. Player who is NOT part of the vital few. See also Pareto principle or the 80-20 rule.
In public servers it can usually be said that:
20% of players in a team count for 80% of the win.
80% of players in a team count for only 20% of the win.
Those 80% are noodles.

Origin: Noob --> Nood --> Noodle
Some languages' speakers have difficulties pronouncing noob or newb. To make the words flow better, the word is changed to nublar, noodel, noedel, nuddle, noodle...
Alf: That pubstar is roadkilling all my noodles
Ben: It's their fault for not thinking when they cross the street

Charlie: Man, their team sucks so bad
Dan: Yeah, they're all noodles

Ed: We need 50 kills to win and I got 15!
Frank: You're not a noodle then!
by Don Zardeone August 1, 2009
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NOODLE

ANDREA PAIGE DILLON.

WHEN YOU ARE WET AND YOU WILL GO FOR ANYONE THAT IS THERE.
by the baddest bitch seeeyuhhh December 9, 2010
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