noah hopkins

An amazing male who has humor to go around, he is like a little Jesus that if you happen to see you will piss your self and your brain will explode into a rainbow

Wow is that Noah Hopkins *commence pissing*

by Ninjadonut12 February 29, 2016

Noah knees

When legs are exposed from the knees up while sitting due to shorts that are to short exposing milky white thighs.

Can you sit different? I'm distracked by your Noah knees.

by bearbutt luver February 20, 2011

Pull A Noah

When your friend says Brb, and never comes back

You and three friends are in a call
Noah: Brb
40 Minutes Later
You: Did he just pull a Noah
Friends: Yeah

by TTTbbbbbT May 15, 2018

Noah Barr

5'11 god, loves maple syrup and will always find a way to steal your wifey.

10/10 Chick: Oh my is that Noah Barr.
OG Nev: yeah he's mine though

by PattyBateman55 August 29, 2022

Bad Noah

Beware, Bad Noah appears at first sight to be a regular Noah. But don't be fooled, under intelligent caring persona he is a calculating philanderer.

Bad Noah will make sure you can't sit down the next day, and you'll still thank him for it.

Bad Noah will use every trick in the book to convince you that only you can save him from dispare.

Bad Noah has nailed every female you know. Even your Mum.

Debbie: I would let Bad Noah wreak me, and I'm not even ashamed.

by TheGoldenGlitch September 14, 2021

Noah Morgan

Normally a white fuck that pisses everyone off, doesn't say shit but manages to piss everyone off, directly related to diseases like Ebola and the black plague, one of the three musketeers, hits a vape like a concentration camp

No one: "..."
Literally no one: "....."
Noah: "...."
Everybody: "Fuck off Noah Morgan"

by RangaTTV June 26, 2019

Noah Atemas

Noah Atemas also known as Mr. Steal Your Girl can always be found googling random shit and looking at wikipedia.
He especially enjoys rap music videos from the 18th centurie

Noah Atemas suffers from an obsession with Emma Watson and Jenna Ortega and for some reason he seems to consistently end up on Rule 34 websites.

With an exceptionally good hairline Noah Atemas dominates any room he enters.

He is a women magnet, so please believe it, unless your game is tight and you trust her, don't bring her around him because, he's a flirt

- Hey what are you doing
- Just looking at Drake's wikipedia. Did you know that he was born October 24, 1986 and is a Canadian rapper, singer and actor.
- Holy fuck that is such a Noah Atemas moment

by Noah Atemas' new girlfriend February 20, 2023