Gary's Nan

A women of intense wisdom, although her roast potatoes are a bit soggy.

Don't mess with Gary's Nan

by TheGoldenGlitch August 24, 2021

commaifying

The, over, use, of, commas.

I slip the occasional semicolon in there to avoid commaifying.

by TheGoldenGlitch September 10, 2021

Hannah

Quiet and intelligent, Hannahs love to read and write their own romance fiction.

Cute, often with freckles, Hannahs don't always know just how beautiful they are, often lacking in confidence.

Hannahs love horses, and men wearing blouses.

Don't cross a Hannah, they hold a grudge.

Gary: I'm not sure about that Hannah
MC: Give her a break, she's really sweet. She just looking for love.

by TheGoldenGlitch August 08, 2021

Toby

Toby is as handsome as he is fickle. His head will turn with every new girl he sees.
Popular friend to all.

Is pretty much made of teflon, because nothing sticks to him.

Mason: That guy is such a Toby

by TheGoldenGlitch August 08, 2021

Bobby McKenzie

King of the Boops. Makes the most amazing cupcakes you'll ever eat.
Occasionally prone to self doubt. You need to be obvious with a Bobby McKensie, otherwise he might not realise you like him. Once he puts you in the friend zone it can be hard to make him see you as more than friends.

If you find a Bobby McKenzie marry him.

Eve: I hear Bobby McKenzie just opened a new Bakery.
Lauren: What are we waiting for? Let's go there now.

by TheGoldenGlitch August 08, 2021

Graham's Gran

Is better than Gary's Nan.

Gary's Nan gave the stink eye to Graham's Gran.

by TheGoldenGlitch August 26, 2021

Noah

On the surface Noah seems quiet, a real deep thinker. But underneath he is scheming to almost machiavellian levels.
Noah is handsome and well built, with a thousand yard stare.
He can be loyal to a fault if he chooses to be. But with so many women falling in love with him at first sight temptation is never far away.

Hope: Don't choose Noah, he's had enough excitement already.
(MC chooses Noah)

by TheGoldenGlitch August 08, 2021