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by TheGoldenGlitch September 9, 2021
Get the commaifying mug.Beware, Bad Noah appears at first sight to be a regular Noah. But don't be fooled, under intelligent caring persona he is a calculating philanderer.
Bad Noah will make sure you can't sit down the next day, and you'll still thank him for it.
Bad Noah will use every trick in the book to convince you that only you can save him from dispare.
Bad Noah has nailed every female you know. Even your Mum.
Bad Noah will make sure you can't sit down the next day, and you'll still thank him for it.
Bad Noah will use every trick in the book to convince you that only you can save him from dispare.
Bad Noah has nailed every female you know. Even your Mum.
by TheGoldenGlitch September 14, 2021
Get the Bad Noah mug.On the surface Noah seems quiet, a real deep thinker. But underneath he is scheming to almost machiavellian levels.
Noah is handsome and well built, with a thousand yard stare.
He can be loyal to a fault if he chooses to be. But with so many women falling in love with him at first sight temptation is never far away.
Noah is handsome and well built, with a thousand yard stare.
He can be loyal to a fault if he chooses to be. But with so many women falling in love with him at first sight temptation is never far away.
by TheGoldenGlitch August 8, 2021
Get the Noah mug.Quiet and intelligent, Hannahs love to read and write their own romance fiction.
Cute, often with freckles, Hannahs don't always know just how beautiful they are, often lacking in confidence.
Hannahs love horses, and men wearing blouses.
Don't cross a Hannah, they hold a grudge.
Cute, often with freckles, Hannahs don't always know just how beautiful they are, often lacking in confidence.
Hannahs love horses, and men wearing blouses.
Don't cross a Hannah, they hold a grudge.
Gary: I'm not sure about that Hannah
MC: Give her a break, she's really sweet. She just looking for love.
MC: Give her a break, she's really sweet. She just looking for love.
by TheGoldenGlitch August 8, 2021
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Occasionally prone to self doubt. You need to be obvious with a Bobby McKensie, otherwise he might not realise you like him. Once he puts you in the friend zone it can be hard to make him see you as more than friends.
If you find a Bobby McKenzie marry him.
Occasionally prone to self doubt. You need to be obvious with a Bobby McKensie, otherwise he might not realise you like him. Once he puts you in the friend zone it can be hard to make him see you as more than friends.
If you find a Bobby McKenzie marry him.
Eve: I hear Bobby McKenzie just opened a new Bakery.
Lauren: What are we waiting for? Let's go there now.
Lauren: What are we waiting for? Let's go there now.
by TheGoldenGlitch August 8, 2021
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Is wise enough not to trigger himself.
Bobty McKenzie is all knowing and can answer almost anything you can think of to ask.
Is wise enough not to trigger himself.
Bobty McKenzie is all knowing and can answer almost anything you can think of to ask.
by TheGoldenGlitch August 8, 2021
Get the Botby McKenzie mug.Toby is as handsome as he is fickle. His head will turn with every new girl he sees.
Popular friend to all.
Is pretty much made of teflon, because nothing sticks to him.
Popular friend to all.
Is pretty much made of teflon, because nothing sticks to him.
by TheGoldenGlitch August 8, 2021
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