TheGoldenGlitch's definitions

Bad Noah

Beware, Bad Noah appears at first sight to be a regular Noah. But don't be fooled, under intelligent caring persona he is a calculating philanderer.

Bad Noah will make sure you can't sit down the next day, and you'll still thank him for it.

Bad Noah will use every trick in the book to convince you that only you can save him from dispare.

Bad Noah has nailed every female you know. Even your Mum.

Debbie: I would let Bad Noah wreak me, and I'm not even ashamed.

by TheGoldenGlitch September 14, 2021

commaifying

The, over, use, of, commas.

I slip the occasional semicolon in there to avoid commaifying.

by TheGoldenGlitch September 9, 2021

Graham's Gran

Is better than Gary's Nan.

Gary's Nan gave the stink eye to Graham's Gran.

by TheGoldenGlitch August 26, 2021

bite your lip

Bite your lip: shut up.

Bite your lip: a sign (possibly unintentional) of sexual interest.

Bite your lip: to keep quiet during sex

Bite your lip: to keep a sexy secret.

As Noah reveals his huge cock, you bite your lip, fighting the urge to scream at the size of it.

by TheGoldenGlitch August 24, 2021

Lucas Koh

Lucas Koh is a complex character. When you first meet him he can come across as being aloof. Underneath he's insecure, thoughtful and just wants to be loved.

Don't cross him, Lucas Koh holds a grudge.

Lucas Koh will dominate you.

There was only ever one man that could make me feel that way. His name was Lucas Koh and just thinking about him got me hot under the collar.

by TheGoldenGlitch August 24, 2021

Gary's Nan

A women of intense wisdom, although her roast potatoes are a bit soggy.

Don't mess with Gary's Nan

by TheGoldenGlitch August 24, 2021

LITGFF

Love Island the game fan fiction.

A collection of amazing stories written by fans of love island the game. Mostly romantic with lots of feels, some extremely graphic.

Mostly based around Season 2.
Never written about MatchMaker.

Writer: I've got writers block

Laura: LITGFF needs you to work harder

by TheGoldenGlitch August 8, 2021