ninja lesbian

A ninja lesbian is a woman who looks completely straight until WA-BAM, she's checking out your boobs and listening to Melissa Etheridge. Another way of saying someone is "stealth".

Person 1: Wow! I didn't know you even liked girls!
Person 2: Well, that's because I'm a ninja lesbian.

ninja lesbian by Happy_Kat October 5, 2009

Ninja Phobia 

Pronunciation: (nin-juh) (foh-bee-uh)

This is the unyielding fear (or dread) of getting back on the toilet after getting hit with a Surface to Air Missile. This sometimes causes serious medical problems, or pooping of the pants, if it is not conquered in time. Sometimes the Psychological damage can be permanent. This is highly common on the Western Hemisphere.

Jacob-"Dude, I really have to take a nuke hiroshima."
Joe-"Just go, the bathroom is right there."
Jacob-"I'm afraid; last time I got hit with a Surface to Air Missile"
Joe-"Oh no! You have Ninja Phobia!"

Ninja Phobia by JimmyJacobJoe October 27, 2009

Ninja Stinker 

During the course of fingering, stabbing a finger into the butt without pause or concern for the victim.

True story - Last night he was fingering me and BAM! Ninja Stinker it was NOT okay.

Ninja Stinker by Mealz9 June 14, 2010

Ninja Slap

A Ninja Slap denotes anything done with incredible style. It is generally performed at a rate which makes it unseeable, but because it is a Ninja Slap, all present understand what has just happened.

"So I said: that's what your dad said." John quipped. The group sighed. Suddenly, Arin's hand moved with incredible quickness and John doubled over holding his crotch.

Ninja Slap by ?Ninja May 15, 2005

Ninja Heart Attack

In any video game:
When death occurs for an unknown reason.
Nobody knows how it happened.
Nobody knows why it happened.
Nobody knows WTF happened.

But, it's fucking hilarious.

Guy 1: "WTF, did Jesus just snipe me?"
Guy 2: "Bro, I have no clue you just fainted."
Guy 1: "Fucking Ninja Heart Attack, damn it."

Ninja Heart Attack by WolfRhino March 1, 2008

Ninja Skee 

an unexplained white stain on your clothing which obviously can not be explained.

What is that stain on your pants? Dang, I must have gotten ninja skee!

Ninja Skee by chrism2yo January 23, 2008

ninja it out 

when in a tight situation, solve it in the most ninja like way as possible.

dude, chris was about to get capped by niko, but it he was able to ninja it out and it was cool.

ninja it out by servant of the boognish November 6, 2009