murphy

murphy is another doge meme but with another more realistic dog it is not so widespread as doge tho

bro I laughed so much with that meme with murphy that i shit my pants

by madara_uchiha January 22, 2021

Murph2056

A minecraft player that flexes like lil Tay and thinks he's better than everyone else despite playing for only 6 months.
They will probably also have a micropenis.

That Murph2056 is so bad.

by J'mother69 January 27, 2021

Murphy's Draw

A term for when you draw a card during Cards Against Humanity that would've been perfect to use in the current round. Also applies to any other card games where you draw a card before the events of a round play out.

Card Tzar: "I hate when my neighbour leaves ______ in my yard."
-All players hand in their card-
Player: "Damn, Murphy's Draw. I just drew 'landmines'.

by SkyeTheKnumpty March 20, 2021

Murphdog

Murphdog is a person who is just so epic and rad

Person 1: woah look at her she’s just so cool I wish I could be like her

Person 2: definitely a murphdog

by Laffeetaffee April 16, 2021

Murph

See also: Doucher, Tool, Brick

An adult that behaves like an adolescent. Living out his fantasies in public while making a complete ass of his/her self. A true dolt, likable but will bore you with flat earth theories and anti vaccine propaganda.

Take that damn helmet off Murph, stop acting like an idiot.

by EagleEyed April 22, 2021

Murphing

The inability to leave high school behind, more specifically high school football. Always occurs in individuals with insufficient talent to play college football. Usually accompanied with poor grammar combined with inaccurate urban slang. Most frequently found in 40 something white males with way too much social media interaction.

Dude, that guy is totally murphing out. Why is he playing unpaid tackle football at 40? Is he trying to get drafted?

by EagleEyed April 26, 2021

murphs law

The Law that states Murph is the baddest middle aged baller in the land. No one hunts down tackles like Murph. No one posts to the ‘gram and Twitter like Murph. No one honks it louder than Murph. It’s Murph’s world, we just live here.

He be ballin, yo. Damn straight, it’s Murph. You kno he be ballin, been dat way since the eighth grade. It’s Murphs Law, he got the drip too.

by EagleEyed April 26, 2021