Mud Tent

Verb: To shit your pants / smell really bad

1. Dude I think Steve just pitched a mud tent. =/

2. I might be pitching a muddy tent later if I eat that burrito.

by Captain Anal November 18, 2010

yellow mud

The mix of pee and poop in a little one's diaper.

i changed Timmy's diaper and it was full of yellow mud.

by Trgolden May 23, 2008

lay mud

to drop a shit, hang a terd.

Glenn was watching German porn and the man lay mud on the womens cheast

by mick June 8, 2004

Mud rod

A frozen turd

I couldn’t get it up so I used my mud rod as a masturbatory device on my guy

by liveforfash January 1, 2018

mud slick

A dastardly streak of kaka running down the middle of ones under garments.

Kim had a nice mud slick going this morning.

by MikeyFatRod June 26, 2014

Draw Mud

Take a shit.

Tom:I have to crap.

Ron:Gonna go draw mud huh?

by T-dogmoney October 2, 2009

mud lips

a derogatory term referring to an african american.

Father says to daughter: You better not be hangin' 'round them mud lips.

by KraigeKrumbly October 24, 2011