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shitty morning

the process of shitting with out wiping then bending over on top of one of your friends while their sleeping, then punching them in the stomach which makes their head spring into your unwiped asshole.
makai: i just gave jack a shitty morning

jack:FUCK!!!!
by bitchass111 May 7, 2010
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cold morning

when you wake up your partner by dumping ice on her, then proceed to jizz on her or shit on her feet.
it was august, but for my bitch it was still a cold morning.
by cJBL2 November 30, 2010
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Perfetti morning

A term in central/southern Illinois to describe waking up from a black out drunk night in a unbelievable situation. The term coming from Perfetti meaning perfect in Italian.
Me: I had one hell of a Perfetti morning.

You: what happened?
Me: I woke up at a different college covered in crap
by YetiP July 13, 2011
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college morning

College Student A: "I don't have the money right now, can I pay you back tomorrow?"

College Student B: "Sure, just come by tomorrow morning."

College Student A: "Okay!"

THE NEXT DAY, 9 AM

College Student A: "Hey, I have your money!"

College Student B: (waking up) "Goddamn it, I meant COLLEGE MORNING."
by gmu2012 March 27, 2010
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Morning Glory

Wait until an unsuspecting fool falls asleep with their mouth open. In the early morning hours - rip your underwear off, place your asshole flush against their open mouth, and fart as hard as you can.

This will usually result in the victim violently coughing, and having intense diarrhea.
Today I performed the old Morning Glory prank. My roommate Todd was coughing and shitting himself all day. What an idiot.

Yesterday, I tried pulling of the ol' Morning Glory trick, but my friends mom caught me ripping my underwear off and told me to go home.
by Bulbous Jack H December 27, 2011
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Sunday Morning

Any morning when one finds themselves coming down from a trip.

This definition comes from the phrase coined by Hunter S Thompson, "Every day is Saturday Night, Every morning, Sunday Morning".

This phrase also appears on the Ladytron song "the Weekend" and is referenced in several other songs by the same band.

See also
psychedelic hangover
Angie is falling asleep during first period on a Monday
Steve asks, "What's up with You?"
Angie replies, without lifting her head from the table, "Shut up, It's Sunday morning ><'."
by TheArchitect'sWordAdder March 28, 2009
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Good Morning Post

A common thing that inner-city black people post on facebook every morning, some trashy white people also. It gets quite annoying and is really pointless.
Example 1 : Good morning post ( LMS

Example 2: lms : Good Morning Post .

Example 3: GoodMorning post wit a ♥...LMS
Exp: 12:00
by onehundredandonedalmtions January 2, 2012
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