the process of shitting with out wiping then bending over on top of one of your friends while their sleeping, then punching them in the stomach which makes their head spring into your unwiped asshole.
by bitchass111 May 7, 2010
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A term in central/southern Illinois to describe waking up from a black out drunk night in a unbelievable situation. The term coming from Perfetti meaning perfect in Italian.
Me: I had one hell of a Perfetti morning.
You: what happened?
Me: I woke up at a different college covered in crap
You: what happened?
Me: I woke up at a different college covered in crap
by YetiP July 13, 2011
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College Student B: "Sure, just come by tomorrow morning."
College Student A: "Okay!"
THE NEXT DAY, 9 AM
College Student A: "Hey, I have your money!"
College Student B: (waking up) "Goddamn it, I meant COLLEGE MORNING."
College Student B: "Sure, just come by tomorrow morning."
College Student A: "Okay!"
THE NEXT DAY, 9 AM
College Student A: "Hey, I have your money!"
College Student B: (waking up) "Goddamn it, I meant COLLEGE MORNING."
by gmu2012 March 27, 2010
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This will usually result in the victim violently coughing, and having intense diarrhea.
This will usually result in the victim violently coughing, and having intense diarrhea.
Today I performed the old Morning Glory prank. My roommate Todd was coughing and shitting himself all day. What an idiot.
Yesterday, I tried pulling of the ol' Morning Glory trick, but my friends mom caught me ripping my underwear off and told me to go home.
Yesterday, I tried pulling of the ol' Morning Glory trick, but my friends mom caught me ripping my underwear off and told me to go home.
by Bulbous Jack H December 27, 2011
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This definition comes from the phrase coined by Hunter S Thompson, "Every day is Saturday Night, Every morning, Sunday Morning".
This phrase also appears on the Ladytron song "the Weekend" and is referenced in several other songs by the same band.
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psychedelic hangover
This definition comes from the phrase coined by Hunter S Thompson, "Every day is Saturday Night, Every morning, Sunday Morning".
This phrase also appears on the Ladytron song "the Weekend" and is referenced in several other songs by the same band.
See also
psychedelic hangover
Angie is falling asleep during first period on a Monday
Steve asks, "What's up with You?"
Angie replies, without lifting her head from the table, "Shut up, It's Sunday morning ><'."
Steve asks, "What's up with You?"
Angie replies, without lifting her head from the table, "Shut up, It's Sunday morning ><'."
by TheArchitect'sWordAdder March 28, 2009
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