Jackson Monilium

Is a female Chatah chatainment enertainer who is in a serious open-a publicly faithful- relationship with Michael Jackson .

Jackson Monilium is here.
Jackson Monilium can't come today.
Jackson Monilium is a wealthy woman.

by Jackson Monilium February 14, 2021

mobile cones

Smoking bongs in a moving vehicle. Can also be extended to driving to a carpark/spot and smoking in the parked car.

Stoner: "Smoking here at my house is getting boring, lets go for some mobile cones."

by Diego November 13, 2003

mobillo

to molest a minor

The man likes to be a mobillio

by Hiren Shah December 6, 2003

minildo

A minildo is a conjunction of the words miniature and dildo, thus a minildo is a miniature Dildo.

Hey man put that minildo back in my moms closet.

by spectre_04 July 6, 2008

Mobile Statue

A person standing frozen in the middle of a public thoroughfare, street, sidewalk, hallway or stairwell where people are normally walking, reading or writing text messages, checking e-mail, or otherwise electronically absorbed, cut off from the world around them.

I just walked right into some mobile statue on campus because I was trying to type and walk at the same time... I guess I should have gone statue too...

by Vinculus April 2, 2009

Mobile PARTY

Anyone that can walk around by themselves and have fun.
typically people that sit around an XBOX all day, are a lil fat. Typically a name given to a weird kid that has no friends so makes fun all by themself.

yo look at that guy over there,
wats his name?
i unno but hes totally a mobile party

by ACE3 March 9, 2010

mobile zombie

The growing band of individuals who are becoming increasingly annoying. Symptoms are that they walk along having a mobile phone conversation, but when the conversation becomes too difficult they have to switch on their second working brain cell which causes them to stop dead in their tracks causing a normal person following to bump into, or with difficulty, avoid them. The following person then naturally will try to go round the mobile zombie, just as the Phombie manages to switch the 2nd brain cell back to walking mode, thus almost causing a second collision.

London has been filling up more and more with mobile zombies lately

by Expert pedestrian March 17, 2010