moist chestnut

The art of catching semen on the chest area while showering

I called bae over for a moist chestnut before work

by Don Juan Cheadle December 9, 2017

Moist Towelette

A convenient way to proposition anal sex with a customer when working at a fast food restaurant or even see someone you like in store. If they use the "Wet Nap" provided then they have cleaned themselves up and are ready for action. Simply walk by their table and drop off a Moist Towelette and walk off while making awkward eye contact to successfully convey your intentions.

#1: Hey did that person just drop off Moist Towelette for no reason?
#2: Don't be so coy, wipe yo ass down and meet him in the bathroom shitstall if you want some action.

by Cytosematic January 20, 2018

moist salami

After a long day of work a lady spreads her legs and the mountain of cheese rains out from underneath. Her vagina releases a cheese like substance that she quickly scoops up and jams it in her mouth while watching some super dirty midget porn.

Damn girl I can't wait to get home from work and taste my moist salami! It's gonna be so moist today I can already feel it.

by Dirty Sex Monkey January 24, 2018

moist coochie

Wet Vagina

Jessica has a moist coochie.

by Mac8477 January 25, 2018

Moist Papa

A man that has a large watermelon to make love to every night..

Man 1: Hey whats up with moist papa he seems sad.

Man 2: I think he lost his watermelon so he cannot have sex anymore.

by crapmonstanker February 5, 2018

moist

when three grandmothers are playing chouts and latters and one wins thing get a little moist. not moist as in a fire fire hose, i mean moist as in a tidal wave or tsunami moist. moist means WET

grandma was MOIST when she saw her grandson

by LORDlongDICK February 16, 2018

moist beef

a form of beef the has been moisted

hey what kind of beef is that. its moist beef *smacks lips*

you can also use it ass code to ya homies. i have moist beef- i just beat my meat and busted a fat one

by tidepod 420 May 24, 2018