mohammed abuelmaali

a true legend, this mans life is the embodiment of adversity. He doesnt know what ease is. His ultra grind det is what sets him appart from others

mohammed abuelmaali, a lengend in my eyes

by walkingzmerkle April 29, 2023

Mohammedkasra Zommorodi

he likes someone form outside school and she's pregnant

hi Mohammedkasra Zommorodi can u pay for my nails?
yes my princess

by mypenisissmall May 4, 2023

Mohammad bouquet

A group of still-growing flowers dat you go and stand/sit next to, rather than picking them to take wif you --- i.e., da flowers wouldn't come to you, and so you went to them.

My main squeeze and I both feel dat it is selfish to break off flowers from their plant just so dat they can be used for temporary adornment --- similar to da philosophy dat animals should be da only ones to wear fur --- and so we always partake of Mohammad bouquets instead of having any cut-flower arrangements in our presence.

by QuacksO June 6, 2023

Mohammed nasser

Nasser likes having a lot food. He always eats dragonfruit. He likes to leak everything that there is to find, especially exams and quizzes. He is big he is twice the size of his comrades and friends, although he has a very pitched voice. He likes to fight, and he puts all his friends in a corner and starts pushing.

Mohammed Nasser.

by wooly12 June 13, 2023

Mohammed

Mohammed is the coolest and most awesome and coolest and funniest and coolest and most awesomest guy ever

John: guys is that Mohammed???

John 2: omg it is!!!
John: Mohammed can I please have your autograph?
Mohammed: yes of course because I’m so awesome

by 100% fax July 2, 2023

mohammed

mohammed

mohammed

by kekkskskkekkeekekke July 30, 2023

Mohammed

1) most popular name in the world, originating from Arabic
2) condensceningly used to refer to arabs/muslims by anti arabs due to the popularity of this name among muslims

- this is my friend Mohammed.

by legoduplo82 August 2, 2024