Mercy Milk

When the girl you are out with won’t give up the pussy for sex but realizes that she has given you a horrendous case of blue balls and agrees to give you relief with a merciful hand job milking you free of that aching nut.

A common occurrence with a “good girl”’and on first dates. Very rarely happens when you are out with a thot or slut.

My first date with Rachel ended with a mercy milk. I was blue balling real bad.

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018

Hole Milk

Milk used to make Swiss cheese have holes.

Hey, we only have hole milk.

by Dandylorian September 7, 2022

Matt Milk

See a pool of murky liquid in the corner? You guessed it, thats matt milk. Matt milk is a liquid form of moldy bread. It can spontaneously occur near a matt and drips down every surface that a matt lingers on.

Ew get that matt milk away from me.
TBH matt milk is kinda tasty

by noobstertheBIG September 9, 2022

Milk with chocolate

Choccy milk, but with more milk than chocolate. It has an off white to light brown color and you can't taste the syrup or the mix. Also Disappointment in liquid form.

Idiot: Here's your drink!
Person with standards: I asked for chocolate milk, not milk with chocolate. I can't drink this. I send it back.

by ilovechoccymilk May 26, 2022

milk minute

Waiting for what should be a minute but takes an indeterminate long time.

he will be back in a milk minute.

by cutefirework March 9, 2022

Reused milk

A female that is so ran through that she is reused and abused

Guy: I with I want to get with that girl from that party on Saturday

Friend: don’t do that that bitch got STI’s and she got reused milk

by Sir Vincent Medina the third March 14, 2022

Milk with Ice

People who drink milk with ice cubes in it are legally retarded and require a special education to help them out with their disability.

You drink milk with ice? I didn’t know you were a spaz

by Snaktyme February 16, 2021