mattocks

The most beautiful girl on the planet she is soooo cool that she is to cool for school and doesn't go out of her bed room unless its for school I guess and for food.

Mattocks to cool

by Mekhi is a cunt January 28, 2017

Mateo Tirone

Hot Puerto Rican babe who does the sickest card tricks. Everyone loves him, except for certain people who are mad because of how hot he is. Just wait until Mateo fucks ur shit up, he will pop a magic cap on yo ass and u won't be ready for it. He will make u feel like you have just been raped by an albino elephant on viagra. Don't ask about how he does his magic or he will shove a rake in your crack.

Random Chick: Did you see Mateo Tirone??
Other Random Chick: Yeah i asked him how he did a sick-ass card trick and he put a rake in my ass!
Random Chick: I want a rake in my ass.

by dads_asshole634 December 20, 2017

matter_panda

Dat boi with the memes and other stuff.

Matter_Panda has a cool channel

by Matter_Panda February 16, 2018

mateos

A close friend or group of people who you are close to. It is a name you call them which is almost identical to the word “Mate” but with an extra “os” on the end. It is very respectful.

Pronnounciation: May-Toss

Damn, Mateos! That was awesome!

Hey, Mateos, can you pass the salt?

by TheRealStitch May 14, 2018

mattoo voo

Mattoo voo is the funniest guy you will ever meet, he’s all around amazing and really smart. He’s goofy when he wants to be, and knows who he is and what he wants to do.

Mattoo voo was goofing off in science today

by ittaper October 1, 2018

Matthole

verb. Word used to describe someone acting like a complete asshole who misses important events in his life and who's women in his life hate him.

noun. The equivalent term of bitch for a man.

"He's such a Matthole when he drinks."

by Wesley R October 5, 2018

Matted

To expand to other occupied or unoccupied desks around an office space.

I was out yesterday and when I came back this morning, my desk was matted; shipping and manufacturing equipment was all over it. I hate it.

by mj2018 November 20, 2018