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Brain masturbation

the feeling your brain gets after getting in the frog position, and breathing in and out very deeply for 20 seconds, then standing up very quick and blowing on your thumb very hard.
yo my friend matt just did brain masturbation!
by Braves202 October 9, 2009
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masturbation

What nerds are known for
While everyone is out having sex, I'm sitting at home practicing chronic masturbation to my character's gear on World of Warcraft
by Lord Razzola April 8, 2008
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masturbation-fueled car

that friggin car mr garison invented thats like 3 dicks.. south park is silly!
informer me snow come from jamaica licka boom bom dooo
by deenie July 8, 2004
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masterbatorioum

the room in which you beat your meat....jerk jill...pullin pud..making a hand party...take your pick
"man yesterday i was deep in a session and my mom walked right into my masterbatorioum!!!!"
by goggles72 November 24, 2009
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masturbation

the process of feeling yourself because youre alone...because nobody likes you.
Jason-God stop being emo!
Amy-Im sorry...i'll go masturbate off of hentai.
Jason-oh rly!? Hentai is good for that masturbation of the masterbate.
Amy- Fo sho. wanna join me?
jason- Of course. doing it by yourself isnt that much fun.
by haha pie. June 15, 2007
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3d Masturbation

The act of taking a shit, not wiping, then masturbating so it smells as though you're actually there in the pornographic movie.
Dude 1 : DUDE have you tried 3d Masturbation ?!
Dude 2 : DUDEEE YEAHHH SMELLED LIKE I WAS THERE !
by Senor.Bivins December 14, 2010
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culinary masturbation

When you cook yourself an amazing culinary treat
Today I pleasured myself with a bit of culinary masturbation by baking myself a sinfully sweet chocolate cheesecake with a warm caramel drizzle.
by venefica May 17, 2011
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