c00chie man

The fucking god of luck and death him self he’s able to destroy the universe if he wanted to so don’t be a fucking moron
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Don’t invoke his name Jeff
by Mr toast 12345 September 27, 2020
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Man Seed

Cover your eyes baby ! Im about to uncork and cover your belly with man seed !
by Tim McQuaig December 09, 2006
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man fan

/man fan/
noun

when an object, creature, or human being passes away during the event of their current habitat increasing to the 97th degree.

this rare phenomenon begins when the aforementioned subject returns to its original state, secretes sweat profusely, and imagines a vicinal window becoming ajar. the current outdoor climate must be in homeostasis with the subject's habitat, maintaining the window's sealed status.
Man fan died at the room shot up to 97 degrees.
by ppanders February 03, 2012
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man mayonnaise

Semen. Usually considered fairly vulgar.
Before moving out, Carl heaved a bolt of man mayonnaise onto the pillow of his hated room-mate.
by Scary Mike June 10, 2004
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damn the man

The "man" is someone or something that holds you down or supresses you. Damn The Man is basically a way of saying screw whatever's holding you back and going for it.
by SONATA January 07, 2005
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Metro Man

A Metro Man is basically a vain creature who is in love with his own reflection and persona.

They love to blow dry their hair while looking at themselves in the mirror. They spend massive amounts of time shopping for clothes, the newest technology and anything that can make them "Look Cool" to other people.

They also spend countless dollars on face & skin lotions, shampoos, colones, & grooming accessories.

They are usually Cheaters and Players and make horrible boyfriends, husbands or "Life Partners." They are so vain that when they have sex, they are usually imagining fucking themselves.
Reiner is such a Metro Man as he stands in a long, adoring gaze in front of his Bathroom Vanity with his hairdryer and $180's worth of beauty aids laid out before him.
by Tina from the BGCA August 08, 2014
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Real Man

According to women, a real man is a man that contains a seemingly infinite amount of qualities which they desire, ranging from having money, to being affectionate, kind, good father, faithful, muscular, tall, dark, & handsome, etc. However, when you look up the word real you get the definition genuine and when you look up man you get the definition adult male, so in actuality, when you combine the two words, the definition of a real man is a genuine adult male.
Tom is a real man, he takes care of his family like he's supposed to.
by @_tatt3d January 21, 2014
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