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White Girl Mafia

A group of white girls who are usually all wearing Lululemon and Hokas and pretending to be on a walk but are really just going to get iced coffee. White girl mafias are especially noticeable walking around town in the morning as they want to show that they are productive members of society and have woken up before everyone else. The term mafia comes from the fact that they move in groups and no one can stop them from getting their iced coffee. One of them probably asked you for a cigarette last night at the bar but professes that cigarettes are disgusting during the day. Try to break their routine and they’ll fucking kill you.
I was driving to work today and saw 4 different white girl mafias. All of them had iced coffee but we’re wearing work out clothing.
by durka_durka August 3, 2022
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mafia cancer

When a new, unsubstantiated claim of diagnosed metastases are offered when a made man is brought to trial
Jared Kushner referred to his Mafia cancer in his 2023 criminal trial
by anonymous August 6, 2022
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Fake Mafia

Fake mafia means allu arjun The one who maintains fake websites and pr team his favorite animal is fox
by alluarjun hassan June 20, 2022
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Cheesecake Mafia

Where a bunch of uncircumcised men collect their dick cheese and start a cheese factory.
Hey Max, wanna start a Cheesecake Mafia?
by Undercover MVP July 1, 2022
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CS Mafia

A popular web comic available on a Tumblr user's patreon consisting of 71 incubus and angel sluts in a mafia together.
CS Mafia's new update has so much blood on their body that I'm developing a blood kink!
by Ivy Poison July 5, 2022
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CS Mafia

"I just want them to crush me between their thighs."
"Who?"
"Iza from CS Mafia"
by Wishywashyhandsoap July 5, 2022
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Goon Mafia

Garrett Betty Conner Buster Smith
Garrett smith is goon mafia. It totally was his woods and Johnnys dick
by Aaron Mesey January 13, 2022
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