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Molestache

The type of mustache that someone who is molesty would wear.
The mustache of a molester.
The bigger and dirtier the molestache, the more molesty the molester will be.
"Check out that guy's molestache...he's so molesty!"
"Man...don't go around that guy, his molestache is a dead give away of future molestation."
by Lize87 July 31, 2007
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modesto

Someone who always wins at everything no matter what the odds. Adored by all living creatures especially women.
Someone who owns a red acura rsx and has a ratherly large bhuta
Modesto single-handedly destroyed the Persian army using a matchstick and an empty can of Dr. Pepper.

VTEC.
by ewan yousef November 25, 2007
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Modest Mouse

Modest Mouse did not sell out! Being on the radio =/= Selling out!
by Walter June 2, 2004
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moes southwest grill

a hellish place resembling a subway subs except with fake mexican food and where they yell at you when you come in the door, sometimes giving old people heart attacks
"I went to Moes Southwest grill because daddy was paying for it and when i asked for a baby queso the crazy cat lady threw a burito at the wall, and then a little black kid asked me to stop leaning on the glas in front of the sign that said dont lean on the glass, and i told him daddy was gonna come have a talk with him about his glass because daddys a lawyer. then it took forever to pay with my pheonix cash and when i looked to see how much was left i was like yeap still in the thousands."
by ass manager aaron October 24, 2008
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molestable

a child so cute you just want to molest them
OMG david arroyo at age 7 is SOO molestable!!!
he is!!!!
by fruhling June 14, 2010
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Mental Molestation

when you are talking to someone and they say some sort of phrase that will put a image in your head that you didn't want. things you would do when this happens 1. sceam 2. scream and run away 3. hit your head 4. cover your ears
Joe: Dude i was looking through our video collection when i saw a homemade video marked Hawaii.

Dave: We haven't been to Hawaii? What did it have on it

Joe: A video with mom dad and aunt emily having a threesome!

Dave: Ewwww! Mental Molestation
by nnjjred December 13, 2009
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Molested

The state of being so violently high that one can only describe the feeling as having been "molested" by marijuana.

A sudden and sinus-clearing onset gives way to a body high that replicates some symptoms of cerebral palsy and leaves the smoker pasted to the surface upon which they're seated.

The head high follows suit, with a brain-burning sensation that transforms any and all coherent thought and emotion into a thick molasses.

Most often occurs after ripping a giant bong.
David: ...woh...we just ripped that lux like 8 times in 8 minutes...i think...

Chris: ...i'm sooooo molested...

David: ...gurgle...
by RIPYoda October 4, 2010
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