A "sexual" act which begins with a lady defecating into a glass of freshly collected breastmilk. This mixture is then stirred with a penis and used as lubricant for penetration. The mixture is usually simultaneously poured onto the partner's head and chest
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A shitty fucking crowded ass middle school owned by the sachem central school district. Ever since those goddamn sequoya kids came into the school, the place has been riddled with nonstop drug deals and people giving birth in the girls locker room. There are a few things of yours that end up lost during your years in the crackhead school. Your foreskin, virginity and the rest of your dignity and self esteem. Never enroll your well behaved kid in Sagamore, for you will lose all control of them completely.
Person A: dude I have to switch school districts.
Person B: oh fuck man please don't let it be sachem
Person A: don't worry man! I've already started my drug deals. They're not that hard to establish here at Sagamore Middle school.
Person B: oh fuck man please don't let it be sachem
Person A: don't worry man! I've already started my drug deals. They're not that hard to establish here at Sagamore Middle school.
by largeforehead@sachem.edu June 4, 2017
Get the Sagamore Middle school mug.Pure shit. I'm going into 7th grade this year and couldn't go through one fucking year without having some 5-10 rumours about me spreading around. But enough about me.
In middle school (grades 6-8, sometimes 5-8 or 7-8), you are segregated into several groups by a bunch of shitholes that think they're better than you. The lunch food is crappy and overpriced and you have to struggle to keep your grades up, or else you fail.
6th graders act proud of themselves, but they're all dying inside. Well, after they read these definitions.
7th graders (except myself) act like they're the shit. The push 6th graders around as if they had never been that young.
8th graders are total dumbshits. They forgot everything they learned in middle school, which wasn't even much to start with.
There are 3 types of teachers:
The clever, funny ones who like to joke around with you. These teachers are disrespected because everyone is too stupid to understand their jokes.
The fun loving teachers who play games with the class and couldn't give two shits about your grades. Loved by all.
The crappy, boring, strict teacher that gives away more homework than necessary. Hated by all.
If you manage to get good, faithful friends like I did, stick with them. You'll be happy you did.
In middle school (grades 6-8, sometimes 5-8 or 7-8), you are segregated into several groups by a bunch of shitholes that think they're better than you. The lunch food is crappy and overpriced and you have to struggle to keep your grades up, or else you fail.
6th graders act proud of themselves, but they're all dying inside. Well, after they read these definitions.
7th graders (except myself) act like they're the shit. The push 6th graders around as if they had never been that young.
8th graders are total dumbshits. They forgot everything they learned in middle school, which wasn't even much to start with.
There are 3 types of teachers:
The clever, funny ones who like to joke around with you. These teachers are disrespected because everyone is too stupid to understand their jokes.
The fun loving teachers who play games with the class and couldn't give two shits about your grades. Loved by all.
The crappy, boring, strict teacher that gives away more homework than necessary. Hated by all.
If you manage to get good, faithful friends like I did, stick with them. You'll be happy you did.
Julie: Hey, did you hear what Stephanie said about you?
Amy: No, what?
Julie: She thinks you're emo 'cuz you cut and dyed your hair.
Amy: Screw what she thinks! (promptly finds and beats Stephanie for being a dumbass) (sigh) I hate middle school!
Amy: No, what?
Julie: She thinks you're emo 'cuz you cut and dyed your hair.
Amy: Screw what she thinks! (promptly finds and beats Stephanie for being a dumbass) (sigh) I hate middle school!
by Amy Renée July 5, 2009
Get the middle school mug.an evil place where parents put u so they can be kidless for 6-8 hours. it has people called teachers trying to teach u something called an education. then they try to make u pay money to eat "food" that moves and are colors that they shouldn't be. middle school is an evil place i tell ya. another thing. these evil people aka teachers give u something called homework. homework is a punishment i tell ya. it's a way of entertainment for them. when they say it's hard for them too, they're all bull shitting. they LOVE putting big red marks all over ur paper. i love it i tell ya.
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Get the West Virginia's middle finger mug.A BDSM term for age regreshion to 12 to 16 yrs old. They enjoy playing in same way a teen would. Middled girls enjoy music, make up, cloths flurting , wearing hair in teen stiles or piggy tails. Their dress can be knee socks tennys rocker T shirts or baby doll dresses and sk8er skirts. Their true age csn be anywhere over 21. They are usually extreamly sexual. They are submissive to their male partners calling him Daddy.
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