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Mile Low Club

The opposite of the mile high club, where the requirement for membership is to have sex below the surface of the earth. Also applies to submarines.
Guy #1: I heard he went spelunking with his girlfriend last week. Apparently he joined the Mile Low Club.

Guy #2: Aww yeah I'd explore her cave alllllll night long.
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Nazi Soldier #1: U-Boat 96 just got back. I heard the captain joined the MLC while they were at sea, chicka chicka yeah chicka chicka.

Nazi Soldier #2: Nasty dude, that was an all-male expedition!
by arrivez à l'helico February 11, 2010
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Mac Miller Diet

to top off one's waffle with scrambled eggs due to lack of syrup in ones bottle
Cool College Kid: (puts eggs on top of waffle cause hes a cool college kid)
Cooler College Kid: "Oh, I see you're on the Mac Miller diet."
by M Daddy March 1, 2011
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Miller High Life

Sorry i drank it all.
by Rexall October 26, 2003
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cum mile

When a girl has a party and guys take turns jerking into her running shoes until they are at least half full of sticky cum, then she puts her shoes on her bare feet and runs a mile. If the girl doesn't finish her mile run in 5 minutes she has to wear the cum filled shoes for an entire week
Fred: Dude check out Tori's shox

Dan: Wow they're so gross, why is she still wearing those stained shoes?

Fred: Because the track team made her run a cum mile for hazing and she ran too slow.

Dan: Oh yeah, i heard about that. Like the entire team jerked into her shox.
by Gmail548 April 19, 2010
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Ricardo Milos

Raj: Do you believe in god bro?
James: I believe in Ricardo Milos Raj.. Sit down. Let me show you a video..
by RichardBong May 13, 2019
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Thousand Mile Stare

To stare blankly while deeply in thought as if you were looking a thousand miles away.
Usually brought on by a stressful event or situation, causing one to block out their surroundings and stare off into nothing.

To Space out or Daydream

Also called the 1000 Yard Stare
"Look at Billy and that Thousand Mile Stare he's locked in - It's a shame he lost his friend in battle."
by AnT-TonY S. August 5, 2008
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