muff masher

a man who slams his fist, head, or genitals into the vagina of an unsuspecting female

Jon was a muff masher as he rammed his head into her cooch

by Someonecreepy December 21, 2008

muffin masher

a person who hit muffins with rather large mashing things, usually mentally disturbed...

"Stupid muffin!!" *whak whak*

by Shruberry January 28, 2005

masher

A stupid, foolish person

Alana is such a masher!
James is a mashpot
You are totally mashed.

by ERIN AND LAURA August 25, 2003

Material girl

A material girl is a person who doesn’t give af about nun.she gets what she wants bc she is in fact a material girl.The saying is from a song made by Saucy Santana.Technically they are not always spoiled or rich.So to sum it up a material girl is a bad bitch

Her : I just got a new Porsche . It’s pink
Me: oh ok it’s giving material girl
Her: yuppp

by Materialgworll272 December 29, 2021

Marshall Mathers (Eminem)

The gayest white boy rapper, he was proceeded by Vanilla Ice, but un like Vanilla ice, Eminem has really skinny girl arms. It looks like he has aids and pretends he is black, (probably because his own race disowned him).

Did you see that sissy ass with the skinny arms Marshall Mathers (Eminem) with his pants hanging down giving head at the truck stop.

by Drizzler October 14, 2011

button masher

Used to describe something you just can't wrap your head around.

Yeah, I don't know how to answer that. It's a real button masher.

by Unicorn Boots April 5, 2009

Materialistic Asmodeus worship

A type of as Asmodeus worship that is very to Materialistic satanism. The worshipers don't believe in any supernational beings and use him as a symbol for sex to worship sex.The style of worship is the same as in satanism except they have regular orgies to worship him by and they make use of a priestess called a holy prostitute that the worshipers buy sex from to fund there sect.

John is into materialistic Asmodeus worship.

by Deep blue 2012 September 8, 2010