Chav Message

A message sent by a Chav

This Chav Message is well phat

by chaostheory1 October 5, 2008

Sext Message

A text message recieved during the act of turning your phone on vibrate and placing it between your legs while driving.

OMG, I just got a sext message from Nic!! and it was gooood. Hot damn I'm horny

by Pseudomania September 26, 2008

Sending Mixed Messages

DEFINITION: When you aren't paying attention and accidentally text a sexually suggestive message (sext) to the wrong person on your blackberry!

APPLICATION: John was called into his boss's office this afternoon for a warning because of sending mixed messages to the mailroom department.

by don samson December 3, 2009

Heart Warmer Massager

A reusable heated massage pad. Looks like a heart shaped boob implant with a little metal disk inside. Snap the disk and it starts to heat up. After use, boil it for 10 minutes and start all over!

Man, my Heart Warmer Massager is the best at relieving aches and pains!

by cdoodle October 7, 2009

Massages

a pornstar who likes to massage someone or selling her body for a profitable gain

Your Massages friend uses her hand so well

by Official Diksyunaryow June 11, 2021

massagerge

couldn't tell you what this is, did your girlfriend fuck up saying massage to when she was tired, lol, Women!!

I would love one of your massagerges

by PapiMama October 7, 2022

Massagenistic

When your massage therapist hits that magical spot giving you that special spine tingling feeling.

When your tongue hit my wenis it felt massagenistic.

by TimmerOU812 June 29, 2023