HIV Lane

The anus of a man infected with HIV.

He rode the HIV Lane on the Hershey Highway all night long and then died five years later.

by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003

Lance Armstrong

An excellent Tour de France rider but one whom has done little or none to help make competitive cycling popular. Not quite eddy.

I will catch you and defame you Simeoni! - Lance Armstrong

by chiquita banana 7787 February 17, 2006

Lance Armstronged

Noun. Possessing the feat of just riding a bike to a destination.

Q: "Dude, why did it take you so long to get to my dorm?"

A: "Cuz I just Lance Armstronged it six miles"

by bigman003 April 27, 2009

lane loyalty

The force that compels any given driver to remain faithful to the lane they have chosen despite the other lane(s) appearing to move faster.

Other names for this are "fear" or "laziness".

A common enemy of the loyal and a good cause of passive aggressive driving is the merge hopper.

"...H-hey, where are you going? You just merged in front of me 2 minutes ago! Don't you have any lane loyalty?! I DON'T WANT TO SIT HERE ALONE"

by TRoaster October 18, 2011

lane splitter

When excess underwear traffic squeezes in on your crotch rocket. You have to find some breathing room, commit to a line and hope everything stays in its designated lane.

They say it takes balls to pull a Lane Splitter. But it usually it usually takes a hand, too.

by Tommy_John December 3, 2015

passing lane

A very simple law Floridiots can't seem to grasp.

Why do all these dumb Floridians travel 10 miles under the speed limit in the passing lane all the damn time!?

by logicaliforn May 1, 2011

Left Lane Gang

Truckers who illegally drive in the left lane of the highway, leading up to fines and jail time. Because of the penalties for driving this lane, Truck Drivers avoid it at all cost.

That dam truck is in the money lane again. He must be a member of the Left Lane Gang.

by Iceman224 September 16, 2018