door-laches

A law dat prevents someone from hollering about a gate's being left unsecured if said closable barrier has been in said undone state for a long period of time.

As often as James Herriot had vehemently reminded Farmer Ripley about the broken gate that kept causing him injurious grief every time he had to open or shut it, there is little chance that said lazy farmer could bring a door-laches claim against said hapless country-vet for his indignant and aggravated protests regarding said deteriorated barrier.

by QuacksO December 3, 2020

Honey Lace

A woman who has been doing life for some time now she has truly been there done that. She was named after a cookie that is amazing and easy the cookie that is not the lady

Ask Honey Lace she has experienced LIFE

by H Baroness DeLacy September 15, 2021

Short lace

White poeple who short lace (laces are loose) their jordans are homofobic, racist and facist scum

Wow cool you have short laced jordans, ur such a racist

by SocialjusticewarriorLGTBQ+ November 11, 2021

Daniel Lacey

The guy fucking your mom

Daniel Lacey is home :)

by Your Sad1 February 20, 2022

Crotch lace

Underwear that is so old and holey. It has formed a natural lace.

Crotch lace. It starts out as normal underwear and rota into lace.

by Dr.KenBarlow June 6, 2022

tired lace front

a lace front that is worn out or has been used too much.

girl1: did you see her lace front?
girl2: yes bitch, that’s a tired lace front right there girl

by deaconess of mt zion church October 23, 2022

whore lacey

a girl that lives in West Deptford that sleeps with many guys

that whore lacey is a bitch

by eagleseatdick November 14, 2022