Keithen

He is extremely handsome and well groomed! He is very smart and at times thinks he knows it all! He is passionate and caring! Makes a really Great Lover!

Keithen is Amazing

by Creativityisbeautiful September 23, 2019

Being Keith

The act of urinating more than any other attendee at a social gathering, to the point where it becomes extremely awkward.

"How much Pepsi did Ian drink at Doug's party? Cause he was being Keith all night!"

by Mr. Leopard January 22, 2008

Chris Knight

A dark haired teen, often likes musical instruments, such as guitars, drums, but prefers guitars. Such as bass, electric and acoustic. He loves cars, old fashioned that is. He is sort of gothic, but looks like a hip hop boy.

A star of the book 'diary of a psychopath'.
He is tall, skinny, pissed off for being suspended from subjects for things he didn't do.
AND HAS A HUGE PENIS! and a perfect ass

ohhhhh chris knight! (moans)

Well he's no chris knight

by lady shanti November 17, 2010

Brown Knight

1) A brown man who stands up for a women's right to be an absolute equal, but then steps up like a white knight to rescue her any time that equality becomes a burden.

2) A brown man who promotes gender equality but practices special privilege for women.

Brown guy: I know what she says make absolutely no sense at all and is one of the lamest argument I've ever listened to but I will still defend her because she is a woman. And because that's the only way I could think of seducing women.

Another person: Dude, you're such a brown knight.

by maleequalist July 1, 2017

knight

Putting a girl down on 1 knee, like she is to be knighted by a king or queen. proceed to slap her in the face repeatedly with your dick, until you finally ejaculate on her face.

"Man last night i was with this fine chick right, and she was on her knees, so i knighted that bitch!"

"this bitch was sucking my dick, but wouldn't shut up! so i knighted that bitch. she learned her lesson"

by brent mike and jesse April 30, 2008

Keith Urban

A country singer from austrailia. Austrailia. He is mediocre at best. I wonder which A&R's penis he had to blow to get a record deal. Stop reading this and losen to some real country music, back when it was about true emotion and honesty. Go listen to hank williams, i urge you now.

Keith urban and all modern country stars are fakes.

by gfd September 21, 2005

knighted

Facing your partner, with them on their knees, place one's penis on one shoulder shoulder then the other, in a manner akin to a king knighting a squire.

Before getting a blow job, Bob knighted Becky and she like it!

by Dr. Dre-chuck August 14, 2009