Killing a Kitten

When one Masturbates

every time you masturbate God kills a kitten

by Navarone March 22, 2004

Killjoy

Reference to "Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys", the (as yet to be released) album by My Chemical Romance.

Outsider fighting against social/corporate suffocation.

Non-conformist.

Rebel.

"Killjoys, make some noise!"

Search "Na Na Na trailer" on YouTube for the best definition/example.

by Elph7777 October 1, 2010

Rilo Kiley

Saw these guys tonight live for the first time. Best damn live act since Radiohead.

Great little group. Jenny's a fox and the rest of them are pretty damn talented as well.

And I was born in Glendora, California! :O

Rilo Kiley is the best damn indie band in a looooong time.

by Ruum October 31, 2004

National Kill Yourself Day

April 21st is National Kill Yourself Day because it is the day after 4/20. After getting high as hell, you feel like shit. So if someone says kill youself today, then don’t hesitate bitch.

Kate: Bridget, it’s National Kill Yourself Day.
Bridget: Oof, gotta go swallow some pills then.

by Julia Evergreen May 28, 2018

Get two birds stoned and kill them

When a shortcut fails badly.

Instead of killing two birds with one stone, Joe tried to get two birds stoned and kill them.

by mrnmrst April 6, 2017

Kill Dat Nigga!

What is mistakenly thought to be the title of the Grand Theft Auto parody from the movie Inside Man, which the young black hostage is playing on his PSP. Its real title is "Gangstas iz Genocide". However, this mistake has been made by many credible media outlets, and thus, in the spirit of Urban Dictionary, becomes the true title.

The game involved one black gangsta (the player's character) dressed in the West Coast style of GTA San Andreas driveby shooting another, then finishing him off by stuffing a grenade into his mouth, as the words "Kill Dat Nigga!" appear on the screen.

I'm going to EB to ask them if they have a copy of Kill Dat Nigga!

It's just a joke now, but everyone knows that someone is going to make a game just like Kill Dat Nigga really soon.

by agentsteve May 8, 2006

killin guts

savage, voilent sex for the sole purpose of the sex, not the female involved; not to be confused with making love or any kind of passionate sex.

"Who cares what her name was, cause I was killin guts on that breezy till 6 for sure"

by joenasty October 3, 2005