joshatang

A strange creature from the island of Blackan that lives off of mold-covered rocks. These creatures are by far the most unintelligent in the animal kingdom. They can eat through walls and crack stones on their heads. Friendly yes, but can convulse and attack without mercy. They are very poisonous especially in the Summmer.

I just ran over another joshatang; it's yellow eyes were gleaming like fireflies--I got scared.

by Mondo August 15, 2003

Josh

A fuckboi who thinks that can get all the girls but looks like a mole rat. He has the most disgusting ass looking hair ever. He dates a girl but still likes another girl. Wow what a fuckboi

Josh:Hey bitch.
Jessica:Eww get ur mole lookin ass out of here.
Josh: hahah I just want to go out with u even tho u rejected me like 3 times hahaha.
Jessica:Eww go away from me fuckboi

by c_iiqnx May 11, 2018

Jashmin

A girl that loves anime to the point where she masturbates over it. Her feet also looks like a gorillas ass, she is also very short with a good sense of humor weather its dark or normal, she also has a never ending supply of gum, so when you meet her she'll be quiet but then when you get to know her she is very funny and caring. She is an asian female that loves to work in a kitchen and do housework, quote from her "she is a disappointment to her family"
all tho shes asian shes bad at math, she also hates doctors

thats such a jashmin

by /\Your pseudonym here/\ July 26, 2020

Josh Mallinson

A man of giant stature and intellect.

Wow! Did you see that josh mallinson over there? He rocks!

by Malljos February 21, 2009

Josh Blankenship

The most, amazing handsome guy in existence. He's also very charming. Women want him and men want to be him.

That dude is awesome, he must be Josh Blankenship.

by Biscuits999 December 4, 2011

Josh

"Josh"

The literal urban definition: S.A.L.V.A.T.I.O.N. Joshua, from the Hebrew meaning YAHWEH.

The proper possesive pronoun use according to The Modern Language Association: "His music was signed to their record label."

Babe # 1: Josh is an annoying kid! His music scores sucks ass!!!

Babe # 2: That fucker...just want's to fuck around!

Babe # 3: Simple, get rid of his ass.

by SuperGirl007 January 9, 2014

Joshed

Being lied to all the mother fucking time

Yo man you mother fuckin just joshed me cause I killed her after she slept with my nigga.

by Ppinme69 March 19, 2015