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Jonathan

A Jonathan is an ugly whore who has a crush on anyone named sophie.
Jonathan: Oh my god! Is her name sophie? I’d love to bang her 🤪🤪
by shashasha, shashasha December 1, 2021
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Jonathan

A guy that has everything you can wish for in a person.
Jonathan's dick is huge!
by toasdn September 2, 2022
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Jonathan

OMG, thats so of a Jonathan Dick
by CaptnDuck February 22, 2022
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Jonathan schmidt

Some fucker that sits in a corner and is alone most of the time, and he want to die. If you see a Jon, kill them, shit on them, and call the cops. Your peoples safety is in your hands.

Thank you
Fuck that scrawny white boy Jonathan Schmidt” said the public
by Yos.com January 15, 2019
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Jonathan

jonathan is my ex, i still have so much love for him, when we were together he was so loving but when we broke up he just turned into this evil person that only stays around for a matter of time. This is R.
jonathan is my manipulative gaslighting loving ex.
by remy. C March 23, 2025
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Jonathan West

That one violin kid who always plays at school
Oh look, Jonathan West is playing his violin.
by Funnyslutty August 29, 2022
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jonathan

he is really gay and has a little dick and a guy that fucks his own sister and a guy that cant get women
Jonathan is likes men
by Joshua pualter March 1, 2018
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