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Mojave Jon

An American who's white ass ain't afraid of the beasts or the out world of unreality. Straight up descendant of the outlaws of the old west. Hard to look at without crying.
That guy looks like he could peel an apple with his eyes. Looks like Mojave Jon.
by Mo-Danglin May 20, 2014
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Jon Griffith

Science "teacher", track coach, athlete, very good at using projectors to display needed information, and loves Mountain Dew.
Jon Griffith sometimes has to lower his standards and drink mellow yellow when he is out of Mountian Dew.
by T.J. Coakley December 14, 2008
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jon-esque

douche bag who comes back into you’re life when he realizes he doesn’t affect you anymore
I haven’t talked to him in a while and he just dm’d me. Very jon-esque of him
by snevelyn January 19, 2019
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Jon J Walter's Club

When you have 2 separate friends with benefits who both have a husband or wife. (In Reference to Jon Walter from 90 Day Fiancee: Before The 90 Days)
Mark: YOOOOOO! Guess who's officially part of the Jon J Walter's Club?!

Frank: Nice.
by rudy STANTZ May 15, 2020
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Pulling a jon

hyping / talking up an event and then not going at the last minute.
"the show lineup looked great, but when it came time to get ready i ended up pulling a jon and stayed home"
by gato perdido July 16, 2008
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Jon Reid

Jon Reid is the current Rector of Larbert High School and is very famous within the schools community
Jon Reid has handed out many detentions
by FordFocus2007 August 2, 2022
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Blomie Jon

Blomie Jon is an infamous Mexican co-founder and current top leader of the Blomie Nation, an international crime syndicate based in all over society. Before he assumed leadership of the entire nation, he allegedly served as a member in the 2nd year of the nation. After the first leader was tortured & killed, he later was recruited by the second leader, who later on decided it was time for retirement. As of early 2024, Blomie Jon has been the leader since and he has never been arrested or incarcerated.
They say he’s from the nation of Mr. Blomie Jon” “
by BigManJon June 3, 2024
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