Jizz Sniffer

When an obsessed man creeps his way into his female friends bedroom after she had sex with her boyfriend and sniffs the wet spot.

That Scott is a real Jizz Sniffer

by Shgnasty69 May 18, 2016

jizz moths

Small bugs/flys/moths that spend time flying around smelly people/areas in large groups.

Usually found around dirty perverts, sluts and smelly people!

What are those little things flying around her?
Don't worry, there just jizz moths!

Dirty!

by The Moth man July 12, 2011

jizz ride

the act of jizzing on a females breasts, and then proceeding to slide down her chest using the jizz as a lubricant.

Guy 1: So what did you and Susan do last night?
Guy 2: I took the most amazing jizz ride of my life.
Guy 1: Nice.

by Bamph March 22, 2009

jizz blizz

When a man pulls out and ejaculates all over the female in small dots on her body to make it appear like she is covered in snow, presumably from being stuck outside in a blizzard.

She wouldn't swallow, so I gave her a jizz blizz as payback. Let it snow, bitches!

by thesexmasterxoxo December 1, 2011

clown jizz

glitter

Damn, those kids are covered in clown jizz after that art project.

by Half-Paddle March 25, 2016

Jizz-hatting

During a male-heavy orgy when one individual's head is covered with jizz and left to dry over a matter of hours until the thickness and texture resembles that of a hat.

See Turkish Cum Bath

Hey Mary, I love that new stylish hat you have on! Where did you buy it?

Oh silly, I didn't buy it. The boys came over for a friendly session of jizz-hatting last night!

by Turkish cum goblin September 22, 2011

jizz missile

The first blast of semen from an ejaculating penis

I pulled out just in time to to launch a jizz missile at her forehead.

by piggro December 22, 2008