Jeff

Jeff :
A name that is only given to people who were in the womb too long.

Jeff: Hi how are you?
Me: Um hi? I’m good
Jeff: My names Jeff-
Me: (starts running away) eww get away pervert!

by The_monster_under_your_bed July 21, 2019

Jeff Scott

A smoking hot hunk of man with the sexiest bear in North America and juicy ass made for two hand squeezin’.

Wow look at Jeff Scott. I cannot believe how unbelievable attractive and hot that man is!

That ass of Jeff Scott’s drives me wild!

by WITTMLEA000 March 20, 2023

Jeff Bezoed

When your cat gets scared and jumps so high in the air he could have spent 3 minutes in space.

I had a bad leg cramp which caused me to move my leg as my cat walked by and he Jeff Bezoed.

by 1998F150 September 16, 2021

Except for Jeff

When a straight dude has sex / is sexually attracted to another guy. But only ONE guy

A guy can be straight. A heterosexual! Except for Jeff...can't say no to Jeff

for all intents and purposes he is straight except for jeff.

by Sickomonster May 21, 2024

Jeff

A fruitbasket

Man, stop being a Jeff

by redgreenbluepurple February 6, 2023

Jeff

Turning your back on humanity, siding with the small insect-like alien cybernetic lifeforms that encapsulate your body to form the mecha

Did you see how long it took the military to take that last mecha out?
Ya bro, the tide is turning
I can't believe how many people jeffed today!
Ya, bro
I mean, we are probably all going to die but, wtf?!?
Honestly . . . I was thinking about jeffing too
No! Not you too
Well ya, I think they made a good point
Bro . . . but . . . I mean, you're not wrong
Wait! Does this mean, we are going to jeff together?
I mean, the family is gone, the job, pfft . . . my dog
That broke you
Ya
Ya
Let's do it
Let's jeff this whole planet

by killsamurai August 18, 2024

Jeff

Jeff’s are typically good ole boys. They like to pick pepperonis off of their pizzas and lick each one seductively before popping each one in their mouth.

A Jeff will usually buy you a cold soft serve ice cream on a hot day, but he will lick the swirl off the top of the ice cream before handing it to you.

Jeff fingered my spinach artichoke dip before passing it to me across the table .

by Frodo Hoofenstein November 23, 2024