jack black

My hero and yours.

What is up buddy, I am sending Jack Black my 50000000000 naked pictures.

by Anonymous October 10, 2003

Captain Jack Harkness

Someone so sexy, his own name is a pickup line.

*Walks into a bar and sits next to random woman*
Hey, Captain Jack Harkness
*Everybody in the bar has sex with him*

by LiftedStarfish March 4, 2017

Hit The Road Jack

Hit the road jack is a slang term to use whilst firing an employee, or breaking up with someone as a couple. Usually whenever the recipient does something that negatively impacts the person who uses the phrase.

"Hit the road Jack, you've already fucked up twice."

by oldedefinitions February 19, 2018

jack fuck

a complete and total dumb ass -- a mental and physical state occasionally caused by excessive alcohol or drug intake

The other night I got liquored up and barged into the ladies room like a jack fuck and took a piss in the corner.

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

Jack Whitehall

Is the opposite of comedy. He is a stand up comedian so unfunny, he actually makes you cringe. He is about as funny as an AIDs flavoured ice cream. He represents a new generation of comedians who are simply on TV because they are reasonably attractive to 14-year-old girls who don't realise what comedy is. He is one of the new comedians that don't need jokes, but just swearwords and prancing around a lot. His lack of talent, however, is not an obstacle for Jack, because his father is a high-profile talent agent formerly in charge of people like Judi Dench, and this basically means Jack inexplicably is present on every TV show despite being utterly shit.

Kid: Mother, there is a funny smell coming from the toilet.

Mother: Do you mean 'funny' as in shit, or 'funny' as in Jack Whitehall?

Kid: Arn't they the same thing?

Mother: Actually yes, but I wish the shit would get booked on 8 out of 10 cats more, as at least he has funnier material.

by ozlehfewfhgg March 13, 2011

Jack Sparrow

One word: hot.

Drink up me hearties, yo ho!

by Obsessed December 3, 2003

Jack and Jill off

A co-ed masturbation party at which the participants, as a rule, do not touch. These parties replaced orgies in the 80's when it finally dawned on the straight community that they were not immune to the AIDS virus.

-"We got our bottle of EZ-glide lube and the Mrs. and I are ready for tonight's Jack and Jill off! Wanna join?"

-"Man no way! That 'no lips below the hips' stuff is boring! I'll take a chance on a real orgy!"

by Trebor1970 December 24, 2008