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Spitmilk Jockey

When you’re with your partner and fill up their pussy or ass with cum, suck it back out, spit it into their mouth, then they spit in into your mouth again, rub it all over your body and shove it back in your tight holes.
“Yo bro I was with Stephanie last night and she turned me into a Spitmilk Jockey. She made me suck the cum out of her pussy, spit it into her mouth and then spit it into my sweet tight ass before fingering me! I’ve Always been against butt stuff but fuck she was so hot I was into it! I squirted out so much cum like I was a fire hydrant!”
by Zippelcherio December 31, 2024
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Chicken Jockey

The scene in the Minecraft movie my local movie theater skipped to prevent all the iPad kids there from screaming.
Thank god my movie theater skipped the Chicken Jockey scene, those janitors really need a break.
by NonsenseRoaster June 24, 2025
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Chicken Jockey

Originated in the game Minecraft, a rarely spawning mob that consists of a chicken, and a baby zombie riding on it.
Gained some infamy when A Minecraft Movie's trailers were initially being revealed. Jack Black yelled "Chicken Jockey" after one appeared on screen, and people made fun of it. Other things in the trailers were made of, but this one eventually snowballed to being the most popular one.
Eventually turned into a sort of brainrot, with people forgetting the original context of making fun of the movie, and simply sharing it because it was the funny thing to share.
By the time the movie came out, several people, (still a large minority, though) did very extreme things in the theater when the Chicken Jockey scene came on, as an act of "irony". This included but was not limited to, standing and cheering, and throwing popcorn and soda, and simply saying "Chicken Jockey" in unison. The most extreme example was someone who had brought a live chicken into a theater.
Was eventually used in further advertising for the Minecraft Movie as it came to streaming services, even referencing the incident of bringing a live chicken into the theater.
Jack Black: Chicken Jockey!
Entire Theater: *solid 30 seconds of applause*
by Anthony Hotel June 25, 2025
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Abortion Jockey

The Line Jack Black said in the movie "A Minecraft Movie" at the sight of a clinic in a far-left blue state. Immediately after his proclamation, he performed coat-hanger abortions on 1/3 of the California and Massachusetts populations.
Person 1: Uhhhh, why are infant mortality rates skyrocketing?
Person 2: I don't know, man.

Person 3: Abortion Jockey!
Person 1 and 2 in unison: Holy shit!
by Da Beeg Boss June 26, 2025
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chicken jockey

A baby zombie riding a chicken, a rare and iconic occurrence in "A Minecraft Movie". This phenomenon gained mainstream attention when Jack Black's character, Steve, excitedly exclaims "chicken jockey!" during a fight scene, sparking viral reactions from audiences who cheer and disrupt screenings in response.
Every time I see a chicken jockey in "A Minecraft Movie", I can't help but shout it out loud—just like in the movie!
by Emotional Cruiser July 14, 2025
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Nigger jockey

into an industrial grade meat grinder

Nigger jockey
by Niggerhater69itouchminors August 5, 2025
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Clanker jockey

Someone who rides a clanker, including but not limited to self driving cars, self driving shopping carts and lawnmowers
Yo look at that fucking clanker jockey over there, stupid fucking clanker
by Clankerjockey August 31, 2025
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