Jade

A small angry girl who gets agressive at the mention of mason and will fight you to death for him.

Thats a Jade thing to do

by DepressedUnicorn:( May 22, 2019

Jade

Jade is the name of the girl who's clingy, wierd, awkard, but cute
She can beat you ass when you really piss her off

She's honest and she don't care if she hurts you
even if she's kind of mean , if your sweet w her she'll treat you like a queen
she cares about her friends
she dont really works hard at school bc its boring
but she pass.
shes bored by legit everyone

and she basically date every guy.

guy 1: yooooo i'm dating that jade... she's kinda annoying

guy 2: wait. is that the jade i broke up w yesterday ?
guy 1: yea.
guy 2: such a whore

by heeheeyanoo May 25, 2019

abie-jade

A sly little bitch who will kill you with a blink of an eye, she is as tough as nails and can withstand nuclear bombs. Nothing will ever stop an Abie-Jade, dont even try to test her, you will be dead in seconds.

Ah fuck I just got beat up. 2 broken arms and a broken rib. The girls name was Abie-Jade

by WoUlDnT yOu LiKe To KnOw WeAt June 12, 2019

Jade Kenyon

A Jade kenyon is a cock sucking lady whore who loves both males and females. Jades recent sexual experiences have thrown her into the world of prostitution. Her extreme love of sex has encouraged her to create her own sex act, the ‘Kenny’, in which the Female/male partner is placed on the bed with ketamine in her pussy/ass. The male/female then proceeds to snort the line off her pussy/ass. The partners alternate and both get absolutely ‘kennied’

‘found me a Jade kenyon type of bird’

‘Never been so kennied (in both ways) in me life lad’

by Jadekennyshagger01 June 13, 2019

Jade Taylor

She is the complete definition of KPOP trash. Constantly on crack, like never stops. Often found crying over a bowl of cereal, as she is stressed about her life in general. Never really know how to approach as she doesn't like skinny white guys who rev their engine in Tesco car park at 3AM. Not only is she a pleasure to be around, she is a stone cold bitch also.

Just fucked up, just like that Jade Taylor.

OR

Underage drinking? no that's just Jade Taylor.

by sksksksksksksksksksksksksk March 29, 2019

Jaded Alice

A word for a girl who is cynical and was born in the nineties.

She's a Jaded Alice.

by NotJoshDun April 9, 2019

Jade Parisian

A women who is usually cancerous to all men. She says she looks ugly and says she has depression (most of the time) but really she doesn't and is trying to grow attention.

Look at that Jade Parisian, she is trying to get another boy again.

by HFUIDSVDNIklvzkbfvra April 16, 2019