by jnckjvlenlkvnefk June 29, 2014
Get the italian stuff mug.When a person of any gender puts spaghetti noddles in Their ass hole then surprises their lover with it the next time they engage in sexual activities and then allows the lover to slurp the noodles out.
by Tittyspanker47 January 21, 2017
Get the Italian surprise mug.A sexual game in wich the the male and his partner take a dry pasta noodle and insert it into the urethra. The objective in this game is to see how far the partner can stick the dry noodle into the penis before it breaks or splinters off. The shorter the pasta noodle is protruding from the urethra when it breaks sets a new record. Getting the noodle all the way into the penis automatically breaks all records on this penis.
Person 1: yeah man i played a game of italian chicken with my gf last night.
Person 2: dang man, how far did she get it?
Person 1: not far, it broke off in my urethra and still hurts like a bitch
Person 2: dang man, how far did she get it?
Person 1: not far, it broke off in my urethra and still hurts like a bitch
by Yaboiminecraft123 May 11, 2018
Get the Italian chicken mug.When your masturbating in the kitchen and accidentally spill olive oil on your penis, however the sensation keeps you going and gives you the urge to prepare a lasagne
Guy 1: "So I was in the kitchen just beating one out before making my girl dinner, then suddenly BOOM!!! Got olive oil on my dick."
Guy 2: "So what did you do?"
Guy 1: "I said Mama Mia that's a good shit! Finished. Made my girl a lasagne"
Guy 2: Ah The Italian Job. Classic.
Guy 2: "So what did you do?"
Guy 1: "I said Mama Mia that's a good shit! Finished. Made my girl a lasagne"
Guy 2: Ah The Italian Job. Classic.
by Shark_Dude_Bruh January 23, 2021
Get the The Italian Job mug.Cumming on a persons face and then furiously whipping your dick in a circular motion infront of the said persons face while making a "WURRRRRRRRRRRRRR" noise.
Jack: I heard my neighbor doing the Italian Blender last night...
Jill: How did you know it was the Italian Blender?
Jack: I heard him going "WUUUUUURRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!"
Jill: How did you know it was the Italian Blender?
Jack: I heard him going "WUUUUUURRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!"
by BonerJamz97 April 27, 2014
Get the Italian Blender mug.A blonde kid with a man that can put you in an infinite death loop, also the boss of the italian mafia
Guy 1:Yo my favourite jojo character is giorno! His stand is so cool!!
Guy 2: oh you mean that italian fuck?
Guy 2: oh you mean that italian fuck?
by ha ez April 16, 2021
Get the italian fuck mug.by Daddy_Boi April 19, 2018
Get the do the italian mug.