Internet Porn 

Love is just a click away!!

Person 1: Im lonely
Person 2: You need some internet porn

Internet Porn by Strikercdw September 11, 2007

Smart ass Internet people

Annoying ass people that use the internet to hide themselves and talk crap in a smart ass logical genuis way. And somehow think that there better than everyone else and say that everything created in earth that people like or enjoy are retarded and immature.

NORMAL PERSON:likes something on internet
Smart ass Internet people:OH thats gay and for little kids.

Smart ass Internet people by cracker mijo August 21, 2011

Internet Hate Machine 

A machine composed of people known as Anonymous who target "innocent" people on the internet.

Person 1: Did you see that report on the Internet Hate Machine the other day?
Person 2: Because of that, the machine will grow over 9000 times more powerful.

Source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNO6G4ApJQY

Internet Hate Machine by AnOnYmOuS (could it really be anything else?) January 1, 2009

internet chat 

The combination of several words and phrases commonly used by people in chat rooms or message boards.

1. G2G, gotta go :D lol
2. Dude, stop speaking in internet chat.

internet chat by bluesonic August 8, 2006

Internet Bait 

Internet bait is when you say something that is obliviously wrong. The goal afterwards is to get people to try and correct you, as well as tell you how dumb you are.

Person A: Hey do you like Mario Kart?
Person B(Internet Bait): Yeah, i love playing as goku and shooting lazers at robbie rotton

Person A: Are you retarted? None of that is in Mario Kart!

Internet Bait by MarioKartEpicness December 28, 2016

Dating the Internet 

Dating the internet: Verb:
1. The act of having a relationship with the internet through watching/reading porn.
2. Being in a "RP" (Role play) relationship.. (Some people disagree.)
3. Telling people that you are dating some one from another town, but really.. They sit at home and watch/read porn.

<Hayate> Have you been dating the internet..?
<Itachi> >.>
<Itachi> Maybe...
<Itachi> <.<
<Hayate> Dude.. Get a life..

Dating the Internet by Atrum Kyoushin January 2, 2007

Interesting 

Oh god, oh god, we're all going to die.

This landing is going to get pretty interesting.

Interesting by T. R. Harrison December 2, 2013