heteropoda

The best species of spider in the world.

Have you seen Harry's collection of Heteropoda species, it is badass

by meowbarkribbit April 9, 2015

heterobicircumsexual

An individual who circles back and fourth around that fact of if they are a heterosexual or bisexual, at times being heterosexual and at other times being bisexual, but never having the two orientations overlap at any given time.

Latin roots used:
bi - meaning: two
circum - meaning: around

Greek roots used:
hetero - meaning: other

Man, Tom is such a heterobicircumsexual. Last week he was all over that chick Stacy, but now he doesn't even like girls.

by bigalan6622 January 28, 2015

heterobian

A lesbian that sleeps with a man every couple of years.

We sleep together ever 3 years even thought she's a lesbian and I'm a man we call her a heterobian.

by Cmax24 March 5, 2017

heterocracker

a straight white person.

"lol hey John. Looking extra gay today."

"shut up, you heterocracker."

by Ninja Army June 30, 2017

Heterohomosexual

A straight person that feels gay from time to time.

I met this heterohomosexual at a bar yesterday and we had a nice ginger beer together

by Tictac2 September 12, 2017

Heterosexy

A platonic appreciation of the human form in a non sexual way.

My BFF tried grabbing my junk but to me she's heterosexy.

So I said to her, "look, you're fucking hot. I just don't see you in that way"

by HeyMrCow September 29, 2017

heterosexual homeslice

one who has the sexuality of strait and can be classified as a homeslice

Howdy my heterosexual homeslice

by boop a snoot December 5, 2017